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The candidates can be boastful, arrogant and big-headed and we look forward to hearing them spout off. Each week we will be highlighting our favourite quotes.

After looking at the plates of food, ready to be served to the picky city party-goers, a straight-faced Paula says, 'I don't think the food is up to scratch. It looks like it's come from a funeral at a working man's club.'

But the best quote this week comes from the master of one-liners, Sir Alan, in a tense boardroom exchange with James over a statement in his CV.

'"When you wake up in the morning you can taste success in your spit" is that right? ... What did you have, a curry last night?'

Share your favourite Apprentice one-liners and discuss the show on the message boards

See also:

• A cheap win
• Rocky's exit interview
• Rocky, you're fired
• Toga turn-off
• Meet the team leaders

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