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Win a CD boxed set of the entire first series of the ground-breaking 大象传媒 Radio series, including 16 episodes broadcast between March and June 1965.
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The competition has now closed. The winners of the box set are Liz Saguiez, Andrew Ross and Michael Shaw.
Below are their entries and some of the other fine Polari sentences you sent in.
| Liz Saguiez
In 1965 I had lallies up to my armpits and an eek as sweet as a flower, now the lallies are bent and the eek is sour; rekindle my youth and turn the riah brown again by letting me listen to Jules, Sandy and Ken.
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Andrew Ross
Mr Horne, your eek shall inherit the earth, it's just a shame yer lallies won't take the weight.
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Michael Shaw
A hippo has four fine lallies with a greyish overtone,
but an eek that frightens young children, and that I must condone, but looking like a rhino it lacks when it is born a bit sticking out of its forehead that's sharp and round...a horne.
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| Tom Birdno
My lallies won't stand and my eek's in my hands if I dont't win a boxed set from Jules and Sand
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Mike Brown
When the wind blew up the Scotsman's kilt his eek went as white as his lallies!
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| Zoe South
Eek it, with lallies like those you must be a Queen - Queen Anne!
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Gary Roberts
Paddick had the lallies, Williams had the eek,
it's absolutely bona listening to the Polari magic each week.
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| Peter Stanton
How nice to vada Ally's lallies; his riah sets me on fire, but his eek makes me shriek.
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Shaun Pond
Oh, Mr. 'orne, how nice to vada your jolly old eek again, are those your lallies, or are you breaking them in for a horse?
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| David Barrett
Miserable - I should say so, if he was any more miserable Mr Horne his eek would be as long as his lallies.
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Mick Temple
From her riah to the length of her lallies,
It's a wonderful figure, our Sally's,
But don't vada her eek,
You'll be sick for a week,
What a shame face and form rarely tallies.
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| Peter Smith
After a night of 'dancing Eek to Eek', Sand needs to cools his aching limbs by sticking them in the fridge - so he gets Ice Lallies!
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Tony Welsh
Oooooooooh! How bona to enter this fabulosa competitione! My lallies are all a-quiver with the excitement, Jules, and my dolly old eke is grinning from 'ere to 'ere!
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| Frank Yorkston
Well, by the look on your Eek ducky, you've had your Lallies crossed far too long.
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Gary Starr
It would be vada to glimpse the eeks of my favourite pallones peeking cheekily at me from something my postman slipped through my letter box. It would certainly save my lallies the long walk to the shops ducky.
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| Michael Appleyard
Round the Horne every week,
Brings a smile to my dolly old eek,
My lallies tremble when I hear Jools and Sand,
And I think you'll agree the're both very grand.
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Maureen Hayles
Oooh fabe! trollin' the 'net is much easier on the lallies than walking the streets and tappin' on the corner ends, 'specially for a knackered old dolly like me with frizzeled riah and a dodgy eek...so come on chicken send me the goods...I'll be kind if you will!
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| David Prescott
Oooh, Sandie, in them nylons the varicose veins in 'er lallies lok just like my old mums eek !!!
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Martyn Pattison
Ive got a lovely long leek,
which might bring a smile to you eek,
but a lass from the valley's
whos got lovely long lallies
took one look and then gave out a shriek.
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