INTERIOR STUDIO - DAY - Cara and Martin stand behind the counter.
CARA: (excited) OH MY GOSH! Her performance at the Grammys, it was amazing! Do you think I would suit green in my roots too? Probably wouldn't be allowed to! And I mean she writes all her songs and鈥
As Cara continues Martin gets more and more bored. He pulls out his briefcase and takes out a pair of noise cancelling headphones. He puts them on and sits back, enjoying the quiet.
CARA: We're not even related like she is with her brother, but it's ok鈥
INTERIOR STUDIO - EVEN LATER - Martin is fast asleep with a sleep mask on as Cara continues to talk.
CARA: (excited) She's just so so cool! I am like her number one fan!
INTERIOR STUDIO - NIGHT - A skeleton is placed where Martin sat. Cara is still babbling on, until suddenly she loses her voice. She looks in panic at the camera.
INTERIOR STUDIO - THE NEXT MORNING - Martin enters, throwing the skeleton out of the chair.
MARTIN: See you later Joe.
Cara looks sadly at Martin.
MARTIN: What鈥檚 wrong Cara? You finally ran out of things to say about Billie Eyelash? Ha!
Cara shakes her head.
MARTIN: What then?
CARA: (mouthing the words) I鈥檝e lost my voice.
MARTIN: I can鈥檛 hear you.
Cara holds up a cue card.
MARTIN reading cue card: I鈥檝e lost my voice.
Martin gasps and his face turns to fear.
MARTIN reading cue card: It鈥檚 my own fault, as I have been practicing for the episode.
Martin looks on nervously.
MARTIN reading cue card: But! The show must go on!
MARTIN reading cue card: Therefore, I leave my performing privileges to my good friend
Martin looks around frantically for anyone else but him.
**MARTIN reading cue card:**And long-standing colleague.
Martin grabs Joe the skeleton, ignoring Cara's cue card.
MARTIN: Joe the skeleton everybody, give him a big hand!
Cara shakes her head. Martin gives up and, putting the skeleton down, reads the cue card.
MARTIN reading cue card: (scared) My loyal co-host, Martin the Martian.
Cara nods her head. Martin is nervous.
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MARTIN: Cara! You can鈥檛 expect me to present and sing through this entire episode, do you?
Cara nods her head.
MARTIN: What do you want me to do?
Cara holds up a cue card.
MARTIN reading cue card: Speaking
MARTIN: (pleasantly surprised) I can do that.
MARTIN reading cue card: (whispering) Whispering?
MARTIN reading cue card: (shouting) SHOUTING?! DONE!
MARTIN reading cue card: (humming) Humming. Got it.
MARTIN reading cue card: Hissssssing. Sssssure.
Cara hold up a cue card that says 'SINGING'.
Martin shakes his head. Cara nods. She mimes to Martin to lower his shoulders and gets him to stand with his feet shoulder width apart. Cara closes her eyes and inhales before motioning to sing. She gets Martin to do the same. Martin repeats the sequence and begins to sing a beautiful high D. He opens his eyes.
Cara's cue card: AH
Cara's cue card: MAZE
Cara searches for the last cue card.
MARTIN: Ah-maze what? AH-MAZE what?!
Cara's cue card: ING
MARTIN: Amazing? No way!
Cara nods enthusiastically. She holds up another cue card that says 'I THINK WE'RE READY' and they both nod.
INTERIOR STUDIO - DAY - Cara and Martin sit at the counter. Cara has her cue cards while Martin has his briefcase in front of him.
MARTIN reading cue card: Hi Guys, It鈥檚 me Cara.
Cara looks confused.
MARTIN: Eh, she鈥檚 Cara, I鈥檓 Martin. And this afternoon we, I, (in a dramatic voice) have been sinnnnnnging!
Martin sings a long high note with lots of volume and vibrato.
MARTIN: In different styles and (in a dramatic voice) with lots of expression!
Cara looks amused.
MARTIN: I can鈥檛 wait to share my favourite song in the whole universe with you! My conductor Cara鈥
Cara holds up a cue card with 'CONDUCTOR' and an arrow pointed at her.
MARTIN: 鈥ill be keeping track by tapping a repeated rythm on her foot as well as holding up cues forme to sing in different ways.
Martin looks worried.
MARTIN: Let鈥檚 get this show on the road!
Martin ties a cape around his neck, daredevil style and they begin the song.
MARTIN: (singing) Kaboom! Splat! Wallop and Zap!
Cara's cue card: SHORT NOTES
MARTIN: (quicker) Kaboom! Splat! Wallop and Zap! Splish-splash, Pop! Squelch, squelch, squelch!
Cara's cue card: HIGH NOTES.
MARTIN: (singing high notes) Kaboom! Splat! Wallop and Zap! Kaboom! Splat! Wallop and Zap!
Cara's cue card: LOW NOTES
MARTIN: (singing low) Splish-splash Pop! Squelch, squelch, squelch!
Cara's cue card: POSH VOICE
MARTIN: (in a posh voice) Kaboom! Splat! Wallop and Zap! Kaboom! Splat! Wallop and Zap! Splish-splash Pop! Squelch, squelch, squelch!
Cara's cue card: SILLY VOICE
MARTIN: (in a silly voice) Kaboom! Splat! Wallop and Zap! Kaboom! Splat! Wallop and Zap! Splish-splash Pop! Squelch, squelch, squelch!
Cara's cue card: SCARY VOICE
MARTIN: (in a scary voice) Kaboom! Splat! Wallop and Zap! Kaboom! Splat! Wallop and Zap!
Cara's cue card: MARTIAN VOICE
MARTIN: (in a Martian voice) Splish-splash djfhsjf sdfhsjfsdf hfjsfjskf sjkfsdjkfhs sjkhsdjkfs!
As the song ends Cara, looking surprised, coughs and clears her throat.
CARA: (in disbelief, relief) Martin! My Voice! It鈥檚 back! (singing) Oooh, I can't believe it, my vooiice iiis baaaack! Oh, that was so hard not being able to speak for that long! I nearly went crazy!
Martin looks worried.
CARA: But now I鈥檓 here and I鈥檓 not going to stop talking ha! Billy Eyelash though, she鈥檚 just amazing. And while I couldn鈥檛 speak, I thought of so many good ideas for our next video鈥
Martin puts on his noise-cancelling headphones and Cara's voice fades away.
CARA: (rambling) It鈥檚 just going to be so so good! We鈥檙e going to have loads of things鈥 We鈥檙e going to have fire! Fireworks!
Martin closes his eyes and smiles and nods as he enjoys the peace and quiet again.
THE END.