INTERIOR RESTAURANT KITCHEN - DAY - Bella is putting spaghetti in a saucepan. Harry enters, notebook in hand.
HARRY: Order's in chef Bella!
BELLA: Oh great, and what will it be today? Bella's special pasta sauce with spagheeettiii or penne?
As she says the word spaghetti, Bella holds up a piece of dried spaghetti and elongates the word - emphasising how long it is - both the word and the pasta shape. In contrast, she makes the word penne short and clipped, and holds it beside the piece of spaghetti. The two are very clearly different.
HARRY: Why do you say it like that?
BELLA: Like what? Like this? Mmmmmmmm and mmm?
Bella repeats spaghetti and penne, holding up the relevant pasta shape as she does so - but this time hums the words, joining the syllables - making spaghetti one long note and penne one short note.
HARRY: (laughing) Yes!
BELLA: Well, I've never really thought about it, but I guess it's because one is looonnng and the other is short!
Again, as Bella says long, she holds up the piece of spaghetti and as she says short, the penne shape. Harry slowly comes to a realisation鈥
HARRY: So, if I were to say鈥 Mmmmmmmm?
Harry gestures a long piece of spaghetti in mid-air as he hums.
BELLA: Well that is looonnng鈥 So - spagheeettiii!
HARRY: And mmm?
Harry makes his humming clipped and gestures a small piece of penne as he does so.
BELLA: Well that is short, so Penne!
HARRY: What a neat way to remember! But鈥 if I were to say鈥 Mmmmmmmm - mmm - mmmmmmmm?
BELLA: (flustered) Harry! Harry, no, no, no, no! You cannot mix spaghetti and a-penne you silly man!
HARRY: (laughing) Well, the main thing is it's all delicious!
BELLA: (smiling) That is true, yes!
THE END.