Title: Aboogle
by Alexander Lyon from London | in writing, poetry
Ever heard of Google?
Well now we got Aboogle.
Instead of searching sites,
It searches a thing that bites.
Be careful what you type, it may just be the end!
For if you type spotty elephant peg,
You will end up growing a purple leg.
But if you type old hairy Greg,
Your head would turn into a boiled egg.
Soft boiled is the best, I say,
Some call it a dippy egg.
Did you know one slice of boast most roasting toast
Can make you four or five soldiers,
For dipping in your egg!
Now back to that Aboogle,
I say,
It's nothing like that Afroogle.
For if you type a big blue mountain bike!
You'll sure be on your way!
Google and Dr Suess
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