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Sting has been named the worst lyricist of all time in a poll featured in this month's edition of the American music magazine, . Sting was nominated for his "Mountainous pomposity, cloying spirtuality, and hamhanded metaphors". Oh and he did rhyme cough with Nabokov.

Tonight we will be airing the rotten rhymes, the vile verses and the dire ditties. It's time for you to name and shame. Should Simon le Bon be strung up for "You're about as easy as a nuclear war" ? And let's get Noel Gallagher to explain how he can be "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a Cannonball."

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