Medical Matters...
Lipstick on your Cholera by Connie Francis and London Colic by The Clash are just two of the brilliant puns that have been submitted for tonight's 'ailments' theme. Here's the best of them...
Yellow Fever...ChristieFor Your Rabies...Simply Red
Catarrh Man...Elvis
You Drive Me Crazy...Distemperence seven
We Got To Get Outta This Plague...Animals
I Can Feel Your Heartburn...Chris Rea
Begin the Beguine...Polio Iglesias
The Gangrene Grass of Home...Tom Jones
Black Coughing In Bed...Squeeze
We C Diff erently - Benjamin Keith
MRSA - Village People
I Washed My Hands in Muddy Water - Spencer Davis Group
We Will All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer
Bandaid
Can You feel The Forceps - The Real Thing
The Bunion Song - Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
Rawhide - Frankie Laine
Thanks to Paulo Pablo,Glen Miller, Graeme from Fife, John and Helen and Madmac
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At 10th Feb 2009, BoilerBloke wrote:Don't stand so close to Measles - The Police
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At 10th Feb 2009, Glen Miller wrote:Surely you mean Don't stand So Colostomy.
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At 10th Feb 2009, Scotch Get wrote:#2
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At 10th Feb 2009, DC wrote:Papa was a gall stone
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