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Barbara - good attempt at hiding the shopping but we can see the clothes carrier! Wee trip to Crusie or Jaeger maybe?

This is a public announcement. In the interests of public safety please do not leave your bags unattended as they are liable to be taken away and destroyed.............and then what you gonna dance round. (Glen don't answer that)

When does Bryan get back?

Is that chair a strange shape?
Or maybe it's the angle of the shot?




puzzled git

Scotch, They're all like that at Pacific Quay... its so as to deter undesirables dawdlin' about the lobby area.

Wot, Morrissey fans?

Watch yir feet in the lobby................

Scotch - that ticket is still spare!

Yeah, right.

How many of the guys and gals are coming through for Bruce?

We should meet for a beer.

Are you going to - excellent. Yes would be good to meet up. There are a few I think.

If I'm not working I'll be celebrating Bastille Day.
Either way, it's an excuse for a wee drink.

#3 Is that a euphamism?

Just the 12 comments?
Oh dear.

Babs,

What we need is a photie we can use as a caption competition. The ruder the better.

Caption:

First bag says to second bag "Hello!"

Second bag says to first bag "Oh my god - a talking bag!"

I'll put a photo up later. I'm new to this...it's taking an entire IT dept to get me started! BB's instructions were sparse!

#14,

'Babs puts down her shopping long enough to voice objection to yet another decent piece of music....'







C'way Babs, you'll have to let Jethro Tull / Deep Purple / Pink Floyd etc get some airplay! Scotland demands it!!!!

DC in Cellardyke

#17 Aye, we must be delt.

I'll be there for Bruce...


if you are too

#17 Hey DC, 'dinnae fash yersel, its a waste o' time wi yon wifie'

#18 Jim, play your cards right...

DC

#21 I have a straight flush now...

Only handbag joke I could think of:

Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them: "we believe your wives were killed in the fire at the department store. However the fire was so intense we cannot identify the bodies. Only their handbags survived the blaze. Can you identify your wives' handbags from these three found in the store?"
The three men all look at the handbags and each one is able to identify one of the handbags as belonging to his wife. With all handbags accounted for the policewoman leaves the men to deal with their grief in peace. The three men sit in silence for a while, then the Englishman opens his wife's handbag and rummages through the contents, finally pulling out a half-empty packet of cigarettes and says "All these years married and I never knew the old girl smoked."

The Scotsman looks into his wife's handbag and pulls out a half-empty bottle of scotch. "Jings, I knew her all that time an ah didnae ken ma missus drank."

The Irishman empties his wife's handbag onto the floor, looks through the contents and picks up a half empty packet of condoms. "'Saints preserve us! All dese years an oi never knew me wife was a man."

If he'd been an optimist the packet would have been half full

If the Scotsman had been a pessimist, his wife would have been half-cut.