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Bryan Burnett | 19:52 UK time, Thursday, 6 January 2011

Tonight's 'computer' theme was fab fun and was full of brilliant puns. I loved this lot: In the Wii Small Hours Of The Morning Samsung Blue by Neil Diamond Nokia Three Times On The Ceiling If You Want Me. Rock The Taskbar Sitting On the Dock of Ebay And anything by Annie Linux Friday's theme is guilty pleasures, although some might say every night on Get It On is a guilty pleasures night. From Dean Martin to Dana - it's time to embrace the cheese! ( Credibility will be restored for Monday night's show).

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At 6th Jan 2011, Glen Miller wrote:

Dancing Queen - Abba - Just a great song

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At 6th Jan 2011, DC wrote:

Little does she know - The Kursaal Flyers

I will be at work again Friday night so dedicate this to my fellow bloggers. I hope you enjoy

DC

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At 6th Jan 2011, Billy in Alloa wrote:

My you're so generous! I have a soft spot for Kylie Minogue. It would be great to hear 'Spinning Around'.

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At 6th Jan 2011, mary-doll wrote:

#1 choosing to take you at face value for once, Glen. Only because I agree with your choice of song. It may just be another one of your wry and dry laughs at the rest of us who take it all too seriously. If it is - I'm caught out again. And I don't mind in the least. ;o

Cheesey becomes something more than just the malodorous parmesan flakes on an overpriced, overbaked and overhyped piece of consumerist pizza when someone decides to cover it again, and it again is a hit. Have plenty of suggestions I won't make for the sake of bad taste overload but two have to be considered, however queasy they make some feel.
Barry Manilow Could It Be Magic
Leo Sayer I Feel Thunder In My Heart

And another one that I can't remember having been covered, but equally cheesey. And, actually, really quite lovely.
Air Supply All Out Of Love

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At 6th Jan 2011, Billy in Alloa wrote:

They say that confession is good for the soul so c'mon fess up!

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At 6th Jan 2011, steve_isle_of_man wrote:

We've Only Just Begun - The Carpenters

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At 6th Jan 2011, Billy in Alloa wrote:

# 4 Cheesy queasy. Go for it!

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At 6th Jan 2011, mary-doll wrote:

#2 Everything's wrong (yet right) about this one. Fantastic choice, DC!

#7 Cheeres! (I wasn't sure about that extra e. Given up a bit)

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At 6th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

Mr Solitaire ~ Animal Nightlife

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At 6th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

"Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White" ~ Modern Romance

Keep it 80's!

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At 6th Jan 2011, paolopablo wrote:

#3 a soft spot?

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At 6th Jan 2011, joe-k-brown wrote:

A trio from reality TV:

Independence day - Carrie Underwood
Soaked - Adam Lambert
Bleeding love - Leona Lewis

Joe
Linlithgow

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At 6th Jan 2011, Kene Gelly wrote:

embrace the cheese? ... certainalement ...

'Holiday in Cambodia' ... Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine

could be an abiding memory ...

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At 6th Jan 2011, Rex Titter wrote:

serve the cheese please ...

'Holiday in Cambodia' ... Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine

MMac?

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At 6th Jan 2011, paolopablo wrote:

#1 I'm an abba fan and don't feel guilty at all.

There I've said it

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At 6th Jan 2011, paulhandley wrote:

#1, 15, Me too but my fave is "I Do I Do I Do".....

Anyway just to get up to date...

Hollywood - Michael Buble, i'm finding it impossible not to sing the chorus when it comes on my car radio!

Paul from Ayr

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At 6th Jan 2011, paolopablo wrote:

I feel guilty about even contributing to this theme after being credited with One Bad apple on Panto Night. However if it's cheese you're wanting...

15 years old, 12 miles from home, out camping with my wee brother. Tent pitched on a hillside door facing uphill. Peeing down with rain, tent flooded sleeping bags soaking, nowhere to go till morning. A song on the radio and I wanted my mammy.

I'd really love you to see tonight / England Dan and John Ford Coley

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At 7th Jan 2011, norriemaclean wrote:

Immortality - Bee Gees and Celine

Its All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion

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At 7th Jan 2011, DC wrote:

#1 we (Port) Salut you

#17....E Dan & John Ford Coley?

You gouda said E Dam & John Ford Coley

Cheddar George

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At 7th Jan 2011, paolopablo wrote:

#19 damn! That would've been briellant!

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At 7th Jan 2011, DC wrote:

Ehhhhhh.....Damn?

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At 7th Jan 2011, DC wrote:

Still Tons more suggestions

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At 7th Jan 2011, paolopablo wrote:

I think the shows have been pretty good this week. Got to give a wee thanks to Joe in Linlithgow. I really liked his Lady Antebellum track on monday and it became my first GIO download of the year. Played it to death in the car for a couple of days and then went back for the album. Really Good.

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At 7th Jan 2011, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:

Well if it's cheese...again...I'll ask for Annie Lennox singing 'Whey' (that's the Morningside version)...again!

Great suggestion Norrie...love that song.

Spice Girls - 'Stop'

Which reminds me...
I bought the single 'I Can't Stop' by The Osmonds (best listen first though in case it's utter rubbish...probably is).

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At 7th Jan 2011, Glen Miller wrote:

#22

Panama Red - Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs

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At 7th Jan 2011, paolopablo wrote:

Life is a mascarpone / 10cc
I Believe / Mozzarella Detroit
Hey feta bum bum / Carl Malcolm

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At 7th Jan 2011, Glen Miller wrote:

Wensleydale Is Gone - McGuinness Flint
Gouda Tae - Steeleye Span

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

#14

what's Richard's cover of 'Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round' like?

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At 7th Jan 2011, paulhandley wrote:

#17 yes, i really want to hear that tonight!

more cheese....

How Can I Be Sure - David Cassidy
Tears on My Pillow - Kylie
Never Ever - All Saints

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

#24
Careful JfE...
For GIO & recent themes... Stayin' Alive ~ The Bee Cheese

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Comment number 31.
At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

Whoops, I'll have to tread caerphilly re themes.

Rest assured I'll give the subject of cheese my unfeta'd attention!

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Comment number 32.
At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

"What was that you said?"

Look I'm not the one who's mad.

Your all elemental! Get a life you cheese lovin' losers!

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Comment number 33.
At 7th Jan 2011, Billy in Alloa wrote:

Your argument is full of holes 鈽�

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At 7th Jan 2011, Glen Miller wrote:

Scraping the Cracker Barrel:

Sweet Little Gorgonzola - Chuck Berry

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At 7th Jan 2011, Billy in Alloa wrote:

Marco, Merrick, Dairy Lea
Gary Tibbs and yours truly

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

#35

Just the best Billy, L.O.L.

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At 7th Jan 2011, Billy in Alloa wrote:

Crowdie House - Feta Be Home Soon

Anything by Babybel Amitri

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

Gouda Two Shoes

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

For Paolo...
Herbie Hancock's ~ Ricotta

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

Let's Clean Up The Ghetto ~ The Philadelphia All-stars

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

I'm so Boursin!

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At 7th Jan 2011, gaie wrote:

Stilton one - Shania Twain
Refucheese - Tom Petty
Philadelphia Edam - Stilton John
Brie and you and a Danish Blue - lobo

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Comment number 43.
At 7th Jan 2011, gaie wrote:

Gouda Two Shoes - Edam Ant

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At 7th Jan 2011, gaie wrote:

Holiday in Cambozola - Dead Kennedys

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At 7th Jan 2011, Glen Miller wrote:

Cheeses of Suburbia - Green Day

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At 7th Jan 2011, Kene Gelly wrote:

'Cheese Release Me'

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

Dean will dig this...

Cheese,Cheese,Cheese,Let Me Get What I Want ~ T. Smiths

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At 7th Jan 2011, Billy in Alloa wrote:

That's the final straw!

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

or

U Cantal Touch This ~ M C Hammer

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At 7th Jan 2011, Billy in Alloa wrote:

The Eagles - Peaceful Cheesy Feeling

Anything by Kraftwerk!

Bermuda Triangle

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

Whit nae 'Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Kraft' ~ T. Carpenters

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At 7th Jan 2011, norriemaclean wrote:

Emmental As Anything - Live It Up

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At 7th Jan 2011, paolopablo wrote:

Fromage Distance / Nanci Griffith
Rarebit / Chas and Dave
Putting on the ritz / Fred Astaire
Follow me / Uncle Cracker

And anything from Saturday Night Feta by the Brie Cheese

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At 7th Jan 2011, norriemaclean wrote:

Cheese The One - World Party

All You Need Is Brie - Mozzarella

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At 7th Jan 2011, Glen Miller wrote:

Oh, stop it - I've got a cracked rib.

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

get this on!

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At 7th Jan 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:

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At 7th Jan 2011, Billy in Alloa wrote:

Does George Michael like cottage cheese?

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At 7th Jan 2011, paolopablo wrote:

Cheese scone / hall and Oates

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At 7th Jan 2011, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:

Fromage-ack to a King
Have we had 'Keep On Truckle' yet?

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At 7th Jan 2011, paolopablo wrote:

Some more guilty pleasures

Costafine town / Splinter
Shannon / Henry Gross
Spanish Wine / Chris White
Moonlight feels right / Starbuck

Where's Maria. Adam's gonna be so disappointed.

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At 7th Jan 2011, paolopablo wrote:

Oops one more

Rocky / Austin Roberts

A tragedy. I like it. I feel guilty.

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At 7th Jan 2011, gaie wrote:

Ae Fondue Kiss - Eddi Reader
Don't Caboc in Anger - Oasis
Love Hurts - Emmental Harris

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At 7th Jan 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:

SON OF SUZY CREAMCHEESE from ABSOLUTELY FREE by THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION

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At 7th Jan 2011, Billy in Alloa wrote:

#64 Not Camembert Electrique?

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At 7th Jan 2011, CaptRamius wrote:

I have a number of musical guilty secrets... or maybe it's all just postmodern Irony.

Let's start with
* Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
(However, in , this must be announced as a Jethro Tull song).

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At 7th Jan 2011, DC wrote:

Cheesy Peeps! I go away for five minutes and there's cheesy puns aw-whey!

Anything by CamemBurt Bacharach, or indeed CamemBert McCrackenBarrel or perhaps "Singin the Blues" (Shropshire, Stilton, Lanark, Cambazola, St.Agur etc)

DC

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At 7th Jan 2011, Willie B wrote:

I've just managed to get tickets for Jimmy(formerly Jim!)Webb at Oran Mhor Feb 12th and I suppose some of his songs as recorded by other artists could be considered "cheesy"particularly 5th Dimension who I love in all there sherbet pink crimplene glory!They recorded his first hit song"Up,Up and Away"in 1967 and he wrote and arranged the glorious "Magic Garden"album for them.Cheesefest or not,one of my favourite albums ever.Another guity pleasure is Todd Rundgren's "Love is the Answer"as covered cheesily by England Dan and John Ford Coley.Lastly "Afternoon Delight"by the Starlight Vocal Band? which was apparently not about custard as we understand it!Cheese, Willie Bartke

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At 7th Jan 2011, henri hannah wrote:

Theyre's the obvious, I suppose:

Big 2nd for Mary Doll's Air Supply - I'm All Out Of Love

and

You Drive Me Crazy - Shakin' Stevens I know I shouldn't like it, but it's just so well produced and played

More More More - Andrea True Connection - love the piano middle 8, fabby

Heartache Ave - The Maisonettes good pop is good pop

Nutrocker - B Bumble & The Stingers

It Might As Well Spring - Dick Haymes

I want to know what love is - Foreigner

More Than A Feeling - Boston

Young Girl - Garry Puckett - & The Union Gap

and, in a strange reversal of public opinion, all my old hippy trippie prog rock albums - once thought the epitome of cool - now come under the 'cringe worthy' category - though it's making a comeback - Plastic Beach is a modern prog album.... post apocalyptic world and all that..

Entangled - Genesis utterly magnificent

regardez youse

henri

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At 7th Jan 2011, gaie wrote:

to screams of derision no doubt

The Climb - Joe McElderry

and certainly seconds for Boston

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At 7th Jan 2011, Glen Miller wrote:

It Might As Well Spring - Dick Haymes

Presumably the inspiration for Van Halen's Jump.

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At 7th Jan 2011, Willie B wrote:

#69Henri,cringeworthy?I'm quite a fan of Janis Ian,dont think she's major league really but like some of her 70s stuff. in the late 60s po faced Janis released a portentous collection aptly called "Who Really Cares"not so much progrock as post Dylan "angstrock"!containing such knee slappers as "Hear the Sound of one Hand Clapping"and the wonderfully catchy"Insanity Comes Quietly to the Structured Mind"Laugh?I thought I'd never start!Cheers Willie Bartke

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At 7th Jan 2011, Glen Miller wrote:

I as ninja

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At 7th Jan 2011, Willie B wrote:

#73,brill,!Willie B.

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At 7th Jan 2011, CynthiaPlastercaster wrote:

#64 & 65 Why not indeed?

IDIDN'T FEEL LONELY TIL I THOUGHT OF YOU from ALIVE IN CALIFORNIA by KEVIN AYERS which starts of like.....................I WOKE UP WITH THE MOON (MADE OF CHEESE) IN MY HEAD

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At 7th Jan 2011, henri hannah wrote:

#71
usual hurry towards the end of the week..

It Might As Well Be Spring - Dick Haymes

they'll never play it anyway - came from a 40's movie, but I got into it when it turned up in one of the fabulous hospital scenes in 'The Singing Detective'. The voice is superb, the musical arrangement is wonderful and but the orchestra are top notch.

regardez youse

henri

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At 7th Jan 2011, DC wrote:

I sin.... A jin?

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At 7th Jan 2011, Glen Miller wrote:

Ah'm sick, Edy

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At 7th Jan 2011, DC wrote:

Eh, Micky sad

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At 7th Jan 2011, Glen Miller wrote:

Ye DC? - ask him

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At 7th Jan 2011, DC wrote:

My! E hid cask!

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At 7th Jan 2011, DC wrote:

Ach sky dime

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At 7th Jan 2011, DC wrote:

Emdy hear next week's themes?

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