It's impossible...
Tomorrow's show will give us all the chance to dream the impossible dream, as it's all about the artists making outrageous claims to fame that can't possible be true. Whether they are Swinging on a Star or Walking In The Air I'll be exposing the fantasists in the pop charts. Did Patsy Cline really fall to pieces? I doubt it. And what about the band who claimed they could see for miles and miles? I suspect strong drink had been taken. Let's keep our feet on the ground and suggest those flights of fantasy and the stars singing about the impossible...
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At 27th Apr 2011, paolopablo wrote:What's outrageous about seeing for miles and miles? Look at the stars in the night sky :-)
The man who sold the world / Bowie
Big deal!
Soak up the sun /sheryl Crowe
Need a big sponge hen
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At 27th Apr 2011, Adam_from_Rio wrote:Somebody saw the whole of the moon? AND Brigadoon?
Don't think so..
"Whole of the Moon" - The Waterboys
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At 27th Apr 2011, Scotch Get wrote:Caption
"Rhonda? I told you not to call me at work! What kind of emergency? An artificial WHAT?!?"
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At 27th Apr 2011, Scotch Get wrote:THURSDAY
'20 Million Things' - Little Feat
'Eh Umna Therefore Eh Um' - Saint Andrew
'King Kong's Visit to Glasgow' - Michael Marra
'My Uncle Used to Love Me But She Died' - Roger Miller
'The Story of the Hare Who Lost his Spectacles' - Jethro Tull
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At 27th Apr 2011, mary-doll wrote:#3 St Andrew - right behind you. Descartes, Scotch-wise.
Klaxon alert.
The Shamen I Can Move Any Mountain
Which leads neatly to ......Can't resist re-suggesting
The Real Thing You To Me Are Everything
because it's just so upbeat and positive (aka naive) - makes a cynic like me feel ashamed of being so miserable. But - come on - "I would take the stars out of the skies for you" - eh? Their only number one, too.
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At 27th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:David Bowie - Moonage Daydream
I'm an alligator (no you are not),
I'm a mama-papa coming for you (you can be one or the other)
I'm the space invader (do not think so David) ,
I'll be a rock 'n' rolling bitch for you Keep your mouth shut, (that is not nice)
you're squawking like a pink monkey bird (a what?)
Mozz - Im Throwing My Arms Around Paris
c'mon Mozz you will never manage that and anyway how exactly to stone and steel accept your love??
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At 27th Apr 2011, mary-doll wrote:Any excuse to ask for Freddie. The man was a legend. He may not have known some of his limits too well, but he didn't shy away from addressing the bigger picture when it was in his face. Who Wants To Live Forever? Queen
Not me. It's impossible. And not really sustainable in the long run. Nice try, but. Where's Walt? ;o)
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At 27th Apr 2011, mary-doll wrote:#6 Norrie - as a "convertee to Mozz", I love that suggestion! The DB one ain't too shabby, neither!
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At 27th Apr 2011, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:'I Fell Apart' + Drizabone Soul Family...no you didn't!
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At 27th Apr 2011, gaie wrote:The World is Yours - Glasvegas
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At 27th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:#8 Thanks Mary-doll!
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At 27th Apr 2011, DC wrote:Have we no had this theme before?
Naw, that's impossible......
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At 27th Apr 2011, DC wrote:Thursday:
Having cut myself shaving this morning, I have to take issue with Mr Cooper in his song
Only Women Bleed
Perhaps he actually believes his statement to the point he changed his name to Alice
DC
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At 27th Apr 2011, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:or...Alice Cooper - 'I Never Cry'...bet you do
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At 27th Apr 2011, gaie wrote:Jesus is a Rochdale Girl - Elbow
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At 27th Apr 2011, DC wrote:#14 only when I cut masel shavin...
sniff....
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At 27th Apr 2011, gaie wrote:I Wanna Go To Marz - John Grant
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At 27th Apr 2011, mary-doll wrote:#16 how's the boat sale going?
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Comment number 19.
At 27th Apr 2011, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:John Mayer - 'I'm Gonna Find Another You' (where?...the Roslin Institute?)
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At 27th Apr 2011, joe-k-brown wrote:Morning has broken - Cat Stevens
Ride like the wind - Christopher Cross
Life on Mars - David Bowie
The angels wanna wear (my red shoes) - Elvis Costello
Waltz across Texas tonight - Emmylou Harris
I've got you under my skin - Sinatra
Falling slowly - Glen Hansard
Cry like a rainstorm - Linda Ronstadt
Joe
Linlithgow
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Comment number 21.
At 28th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
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At 28th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:l
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At 28th Apr 2011, paulhandley wrote:You Are Everything - Marvin Gaye & Diana Ross
Paul from Ayr
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At 28th Apr 2011, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:#21 Angelique Kidjo's version for a change?
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At 28th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:Customer Service鈥
When I first started listening to Get It On about 5 or 6 years ago I thought what a great idea. The listeners choose the music so it will be a great opportunity to hear new exciting stuff that I鈥檝e never heard before and be introduced to new bands that I鈥檝e never heard of. In fact, a wonderful opportunity to expand my musical horizons and not have to listen to the same old boring stuff that is constantly churned out on every radio station.
Can I have my money back?
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Comment number 26.
At 28th Apr 2011, DC wrote:#18 about to put onto the market this weekend.
You interested?
;-)
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Comment number 27.
At 28th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:#25 #26
Will you give a 6 year warranty?
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At 28th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:Jane Asher is a very clever woman. Not only can she bake great cakes but she can turn invisible! I know this because Paul Mccartney wrote about it:
Beatles - I'm Looking Through You
the anthology version is good, so is Steve Earle's cover version.
Oh and adam ant's mother was Paul's housekeeper but I don't think he wrote about that.
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Comment number 29.
At 28th Apr 2011, Scotch Get wrote:Jane Asher?
Her brother managed Warren Zevon...
>8-D
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At 28th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:Hear jeans
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At 28th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:IT'S IMPOSSIBLE from LET'S GET SMALL by STEVE MARTIN
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At 28th Apr 2011, DC wrote:Trev ties man
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At 28th Apr 2011, Will Power wrote:Aerosmith - 'Walk on Water'
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At 28th Apr 2011, Will Power wrote:Talking Heads - 'Crosseyed and Painless'
Sharp as a knife facts cut a hole in us
or
Facts go out and slam the door
Neither actually Mr Byrne 鈽
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At 28th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:#29
It's a pity this show can't manage him.
Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner - Warren Zevon
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At 28th Apr 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:'there are 9 million bicycles in beijing'..................katie melua.
impossible to say but that didn't stop heated discussion about the song.
well done katie..............the pedants dreamgirl.
cheers frae the dale
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Comment number 37.
At 28th Apr 2011, Will Power wrote:Sparks - 'Now That I Own The 大象传媒'
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At 28th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:Sparks - lighten Up Morrissey
hardly likely!
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At 28th Apr 2011, DC wrote:The hands that built America - U2
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At 28th Apr 2011, DC wrote:He aint heavy - he's my brother - The Hollies
A total lie
DC
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At 28th Apr 2011, Will Power wrote:Captain Beefheart - 'Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles'
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At 28th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:#36
I think it should be " pedants' "'
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At 28th Apr 2011, Willie B wrote:Previously on the blog....Henri!If you thought that "Don Juan's Reckless Daughter"was self indulgent mince I wonder what you thought of her next album,"Mingus" her collaberation with the Jazz genius or as I l crowned it (then ,that is)"Mingin"However,as is sometimes the case, I really rate that album now(mind you it took me twenty years).I had my reservations about the ambitious expansive "Don Juan"at the time, her previous album being the lean spare brilliant"Hejira"but apart from the overblown 11 minute orchestral movement in the otherwise excellent "Paprika Plains"whats not to like if your a Joni fan?From the mindblowing wordplay of the title track to the exquisite accoustic guitarwork on "The Silky Veils of Ardour",her unmatched intellectual prowess is astonishing.Self indulgent,probably,bold,definitely,mince ,definitely not.Give it another listen,Cheers Willie Bartke
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At 28th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:HIDE FROM TIME from TAXIDERMY by QUEENADREENA
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At 28th Apr 2011, Adam_from_Rio wrote:Caption
"Never mind flying snowmen! I'm telling you, its a giant guinea pig and its coming to get me!"
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At 28th Apr 2011, Adam_from_Rio wrote:"Dancing on the Ceiling" 鈥 Lionel Ritchie
Not unless you鈥檙e name鈥檚 Fred, you're not.
And I don鈥檛 mean The Fish.
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At 28th Apr 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:#39 @ ya DC
it wasn't U2.................but i know who it was.
it was a brickie frae lochee.
cheers frae the dale
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At 28th Apr 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:CAPTION............young bbc radio scotland intern on work experience at 6.10pm on any given weekday seeing ms babs reach for the cd rack labelled Q.
cheers frae the dale (i'll pick up the winnings from the front desk)
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At 28th Apr 2011, Willie B wrote:Henri,regarding female singers and Steely Dan,you could do worse than check out Madeline Peyroux's last album "Bare Bones"songs courtesy of Fagan/Becker and very good it is too.Going to see her next Sunday at Usher Hall and you being such a McCartney fan will be interested to hear her lovely cover of "Martha,My Dear"from her new album.Cheers Willie Bartke
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At 28th Apr 2011, Adam_from_Rio wrote:#46
And if you try it then it'll be a case of Lionel Messy.
one for the footie fans there
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Comment number 51.
At 28th Apr 2011, DC wrote:#42 There shouldn't be a space between the quotation marks and the quoted word
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Comment number 52.
At 28th Apr 2011, Thing-Fish wrote:You missed a full stop at the end of your sentence.
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At 28th Apr 2011, DC wrote:Not yet
DC in Barlinnie
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At 28th Apr 2011, Will Power wrote:Say Hi to Brother Tommy 鈽
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At 28th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:#51
I thought " pedants' " was clearer than "pedants'" - what do you pedants think?
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At 28th Apr 2011, Scotch Get wrote:潞
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At 28th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:#55 I never worry about it
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At 28th Apr 2011, DC wrote:Apparently the 大象传媒 have decreed that these wee dots of light you see in the night sky are not in fact all that far away
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At 28th Apr 2011, Scotch Get wrote:#53
I think if anyone starts calling DC "Alice" or " Alice " he should avoid the showers even more than usual.
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At 28th Apr 2011, Scotch Get wrote:#58
H.M.P. Barlinnie is on the flight path of Glasgow airport.
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At 28th Apr 2011, Glen Miller wrote:#58
You're just being pedantic. Mind you there's probably more chance of hearing your song on The Sky At Night.
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At 28th Apr 2011, DC wrote:#59 perhaps I'm Turning Japanese
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At 28th Apr 2011, norriemaclean wrote:Where is the Capn? Maybe he has turned Japanese?
銇┿亾锛堛仹銉汇伀锛夈亗銇仧銇 Capn 銇с仚銇嬶紵
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At 28th Apr 2011, DC wrote:You really think so?
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At 28th Apr 2011, gaie wrote:second time this week for Candybar Express
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At 28th Apr 2011, Adam_from_Rio wrote:#63
Sprained wrist, I believe.
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At 28th Apr 2011, paulhandley wrote:#43 Yes Willie B, Don Juan's Reckless Daughter does indeed have a lot of very good material on it. I think Henri secretly likes it too ;-)
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At 28th Apr 2011, Adam_from_Rio wrote:Listening to Wednesday's show - I see we got The Twins again and it wisnae "A Scunner"!
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At 29th Apr 2011, mary-doll wrote:#32 We're off to the ABC season's opening dinner tomorrow night - I'll put in a word for you!
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