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Get the words right...

Bryan Burnett | 19:56 UK time, Thursday, 2 June 2011

We were not short of good advice on tonight's show. Mrs Worthington was told not to put her daughter on the stage and we pleaded with Jenny not to be hasty. Despite all the positive shouts to Smile and Don't Give Up, my fave text came from a guy who suggested that if it all becomes too much then follow Van Halen's advice and 'Jump'!
Hope the bloggers liked the Jonelle Monae cover of Smile - have to say it didn't go down too well elsewhere. "I'll never smile again after hearing that" said one texter!
Tomorrow see's the return of misheard lyrics. I know it's a theme we've done a few times but we still get a lot of folk asking for it. Thanks for all of your contributions to the show this week.

Comments

  • Comment number 1.

    FRIDAY


    'Teddy Bear' - Red Sovine

    About a physically disabled fatherless child who speaks in rhyme.

    The line which always confused me was "So long, trucker! Ah'll see ye agin!"


























    For years I thought he said "So long, sucker!"

  • Comment number 2.

    It's a hard egg - Bonnie Tyler

  • Comment number 3.

    Mulligan's Tyres - Paul McCartney & Wings



    ("...far have I travelled,
    and much have I seen...")

  • Comment number 4.

    Feel Like I'm In Love - Kelly Marie

    "My knees shake" sounds like "I need a shave" 2nd or 3rd time in.


    Games Without Frontiers - Peter Gabriel

    The French bitty sounds like "She's so popular"

  • Comment number 5.

    'Do I Do' - Stevie Wonder
    In the chorus, It's lovely that he has "candy kisses for your lips"...and he has "honeysuckle chocolate dripping kisses full of love for you"...but, it sometimes sounds as if he has "honeysuckle sausages and kisses full of love". Weird taste! Great track though.

    The Kooks - 'Naive'
    The Daughter thought for ages that the lyrics "I know she knows that I'm not fond of asking' was actually "I know she knows that i'm not from Nebraska"

    'She Moves In Her Own Way' - The Kooks
    It must be a familial failing, not being able to decipher Kooks lyrics...
    I wondered why they were singing about "Tiresome Paper Jeans"

    My ex thought for years that Manfred Mann lived in the back of the Greta Gobble Hobble Wayward boys and Girls.

  • Comment number 6.

    FRIDAY


    One for Hoppo...

    "There's a bathroom on the right." C.C.R.

  • Comment number 7.

    #5

    Gotta be a joke in there somewhere.......

  • Comment number 8.

    #6 is there a phone in the lavvy?

  • Comment number 9.

    John Prine once told the story of a woman who kept requesting a song called The Happy Enchilada at a concert. Puzzled, he told her that he had never written a song about a happy enchilada. She argued with him that indeed he had.

    To prove her point, she recited a line from the song. She said, you know, "it's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown."

    Laughing, John Prine told her that it was the song "That's The Way That The World Goes 'Round."

    The line in question was: It's half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown. That's the way that the world goes 'round.

    John Prine - Thats The Way That The World Goes Round

  • Comment number 10.

    The ants are my friends - they're blowing in the wind.

    "Mondegreen," said Tiger.

  • Comment number 11.

    Does she have a friend / Gene Chandler

    He's supposed to sing ''Ask her ask her does she have a friend for me''

    So why instead does he sing

    'Asda Asda does she have a friend for me'




    Perhaps he can pick one up somewhere between the beans and the soap powder.

    Other misheard supermarkets are also probably available elsewhere.

  • Comment number 12.

    Cheese scone / hall and Oates

  • Comment number 13.

    #12. Whoich reminds me that The Daughter sings 'Tattie Scone' along with Glasvegas!

  • Comment number 14.

    You'll not have to listen too long for this one!

    "Little lamby boy"

    Army Dreamers ~ Kate Bush

  • Comment number 15.

    strange but true................a friend of my wife located to that douce downmarket suburb of dundee, broughty ferry (known locally as 'the ferry')........and was having difficulty understanding the local venacular....thinking the name of the evening paper was 'twatullies' as this is what she had heard the person in front of her in the queue ask for............when she eventually had the courage and confidence to purchase an evening paper she naturally asked for 'twatullies'....... then handed back the unexplained extra paper she was given!!!!

    tonite must be then a golden opportunity for the majority of listeners mishearing the lyrics of............

    'ananininganeana'.................michael marra

    (my favourite bit is the joobly bit...........years since i had a joobly......people might think he's talking about the joobly celebrations just anounced for next year.....cannae wait!!)

    cheers frae the dale

  • Comment number 16.

    Cue for:

    "Aw naw - no' Annoni oan an' 'aw noo"

    Have we had follow-ups as a theme? Some are near-identical cash-ins (All Day and All of the Night), some show real improvement (Please Please Me) and some fall on stony ground (dust off your copy of Norman Greenbaum’s Canned Ham).

  • Comment number 17.

    Good theme suggestion Glen. Don't think that's been done before.

  • Comment number 18.

    "I'd like to get to know your badger...."


    Sharing The Night Together
    - Dr. Hook ~ I've heard worse chat up lines! LOL!

    ;o)

  • Comment number 19.

    Conversely...

    I've had a similar experience once... Somethin' about a tadger!

  • Comment number 20.

    I had been saving this for the Biscuits & Confectionary theme, but doesnt Curly Wurly* get a mention in Manfred Mann`s version of Blinded by the Light?


    *Other chewy toffee bars can also be occasionally misheard in pop songs.

  • Comment number 21.

    Bicycle hut..bicycle hut ye ye ye ye three degrees I think? always wondered why they loved their bicycle hut so much. maybe they used to smoke behind it at school?

    You took a fine time to leave me loose wheel with 400 children and a croc in the field i used to have visions of the guy trying to control all the kids whilst someone fixed the wheel meanwhile the crocs are all looking hungrily from the swamp well it is a country song so anything goes....

  • Comment number 22.

    Bohemian Rhapsody sparing his life for his mums sausages ...easy come easy go will he let him go its me love no he will not let him him go

  • Comment number 23.

    oh and I remembered another I used to mix up .... My diamond necklace... Andy Fairwetherlow i guess im just daft or hard of hearing or.... something

  • Comment number 24.

    #20 Adam gets a mention in Brooce original too...

  • Comment number 25.

    Abba's Supertrouper.......

    'I was sick and tired of everything
    When I called you last night from Tesco'

  • Comment number 26.

    Armed and Extremely Dangerous - First Choice

    " The day he came into my life he caught me with my drawers down"

    (it's actually 'guard down' but it does sound like 'drawers down')

    Don't Stop The Carnival - Georgie Fame once misheard as:

    'George, George, Stop the car, get out'

    regardez youse

    henri

    regardez youse

    henri

  • Comment number 27.

    I used to wonder who Paul Simon was namechecking in "The Sound of Silence" ..."Hello Douglas my old friend" not to mention the Eagles song about the rude cowboy, "Desperado" ..."You've been outright offensive for so long now":0)Cheers Willie Bartke

  • Comment number 28.

    #26
    That reminds me Henri of The Style's Council's

    "Lights go out. Drawers come tumbling down".

    And whilst we're on the subject, there's The Real Thing with

    "Now you've got the vest off me, come on and take the rest of me"

  • Comment number 29.

    The Bee Gees How Deep Is Your Love
    I would say it was very deep, as "you came to me on a submarine"

  • Comment number 30.


    DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

  • Comment number 31.

    Slow ahead & Stop.

    Coldplay's "Viva La Vida"... when I heard the chorus I actually thought Martin was singing "Roman Catholic choirs are Singing" obviously the actual lyric is "Roman Cavalry choirs are singing."

  • Comment number 32.

    #29

    Mary-Doll,

    He was lying on the bed.


























    The sea bed...

  • Comment number 33.

    Phew!
    Nipped over the 30 post line.

  • Comment number 34.

    Ah ken Adam.


    Let us on the blog console ourselves safe in the knowledge that tonights theme was due to overwhelming public demand!

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