For your pleasure...
Here's the great list of closing lines submitted by Get It On regular, Patrick McCafferty. He's promised to send us the answers tomorrow so in the meantime see how many you can figure out.
Tomorrow it's pleasure and pain - we'll do one pleasure followed by a pain so feel free to suggest one of each.
I'm sure the following 20 last lines will bring you both pleasure and pain tonight.
1."the pump dont work cause the vandals took the handles"
2."gimme me gimme me gimme me gimme me fried chicken (?)"
3."he's a liar and i'm not sure about you"
4."most of all i like loud speakers"
5."maybe it will prove that we were right or it will prove that i was wrong"
6."close my eyes and drift away"
7. "some of us are gonna try"
8."that was my mother's name"
9."I wish I could sing like that..yeah I do"
10. "something going wrong around"
11. "you can keep my things, aint gonna take me home"
12."please turn me over"
13."he went to bed and covered his head and he wouldnt get up in the morning"
14."got my 45 on so i can rock on"
15."gonna take some time to do the things we never have"
16."...while the big band used to play"
17."they're all wasted"
18."no he'll never never fight over you"
19."cute, cute in a stupid ass way"
20."great favourite & wonderful performer of all of us here j arthur rank on gong"
Comment number 1.
At 10th Aug 2011, Scotch Get wrote:THURSDAY
In December 2002, Mary Gauthier phoned her mum.
"So what?" I hear you say. Well, in March 2002 Mary turned forty, and this phone call was the very first time she and her mother exchanged words.
'March 11, 1962' - Mary Gauthier
The word pain seems woefully inadequate...
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Comment number 2.
At 10th Aug 2011, DC wrote:For all who enjoy a pleasurable Saturday night out:
New York Groove - Hello
DC
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Comment number 3.
At 10th Aug 2011, Scotch Get wrote:THURSDAY
If #1 is too heavy, here are some alternatives;
Pleasure:- 'Seduced' - Mary Coughlan
Pain:- 'Broken Fingers' - Sam Baker
Mix 'n' Match:- 'The Masochism Tango' - Tom Lehrer
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Comment number 4.
At 10th Aug 2011, DC wrote:....and with a similar start to #2 but expressing the pain of a loser:
You win again - Bee Gees
DC
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Comment number 5.
At 10th Aug 2011, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:Pain (but a pleasure to listen to this)...
'Pump Up The Jam' - The Lost Fingers
If you can't find it ask Ravi, he played it the other night...certainly a bit different!
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Comment number 6.
At 10th Aug 2011, Scotch Get wrote:7) Avenues & Alleyways - Tony Christie
11) Solsbury Hill - Peter Gabriel ~ Wrong words, but I'd put money on it.
19) Jackie - Scott Walker
20) The Intro & The Outro - Bonzos
I assume the others are young people's music...
>8-D
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Comment number 7.
At 10th Aug 2011, gaie wrote:Black Lung Heartache - Joe Bonamassa
Falling in Love Again - Robert Plant
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Comment number 8.
At 10th Aug 2011, mary-doll wrote:I like early Queen. Some of the later songs (apart from the last stuff) were absolute mince though. The "Fried Chicken" track included.
I'll guess no. 19 is Jacky - Jaques Brel reinterpretation by Marc Almond. Some of the others we already know.
Thursday
It's a Heartache Bonnie Tyler
Ian Dury and the Blockheads Reasons To Be Cheerful
Frankie Goes To Hollywood Relax
Someone's shouting my bubble bath is ready.
No doubt more to follow, even if it's mince.
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Comment number 9.
At 10th Aug 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:oh well here goes........................
there are two songsters who i shall never request.
and its always with deep disappointment that i hear them regularly on the show.
one who shall remain nameless meantime.
the other i feel fits in with the flip side of half the programme for thursday.
never mind pain,this man inflicted terror on an infant by swinging the child over a balcony at some height.indefensible.
so to redress the balance i think it a small gesture to play a song which never gets a hearing but its one of the most innocent songs about pleasure, ever.
so stand up and be counted, if songs by michael jackson can be aired i cannot see any reason whatsoever why this song cannot be played.................
'je t'aime'.................jane birkin/serge gainsbourg
or failing that the one with fun and laughter.................
'summer holiday'...................cliff avec les shadows
cheers frae the dale
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Comment number 10.
At 10th Aug 2011, gaie wrote:Tears - Frankie Miller
Good, Good Lovin' - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers (Live Anthology)
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Comment number 11.
At 10th Aug 2011, gaie wrote:Crying at Daybreak - Howlin' Wolf
Sitting on Top of the World - Cream
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Comment number 12.
At 10th Aug 2011, henri hannah wrote:Pain Is A Gun - Love & Money
Incredibly, this is a song of positive affirmation: 'Pain is a gun, we can learn how to use it'. Quite true.
Glad All Over - Dave Clark Five
Always makes me smile.
regardez youse
henri
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Comment number 13.
At 10th Aug 2011, Scotch Get wrote:Bryan,
Great to see Jake Thackray on the playlist! You're a star.
:o)
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Comment number 14.
At 10th Aug 2011, joe-k-brown wrote:World without tears - Lucinda Williams
Desire - Ryan Adams
Waitin' around to die - the Lemonheads
I've been loved by you - Kimmie Rhodes
Behind blue eyes - the Who
Happy together - the Turtles
Goodbye to love - the Carpenters
Dance the night away - the Mavericks
What becomes of the broken-hearted - Jimmy Ruffin
Sexual healing - Marvin Gaye
Hurtin me, hurtin you - Steve Earle
Isn't she lovely - Stevie Wonder
Joe
Linlithgow
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Comment number 15.
At 10th Aug 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:this qualifies for either pleasure or pain depending on the quality of mat used..........
'helter skelter'....................beatles
cheers frae the dale
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Comment number 16.
At 10th Aug 2011, norriemaclean wrote:I only need to nominate one song to cover both so, either
The Velvet Underground - Venus In Furs
or
Adam and The Ants - Physical (You're So), really has to be the b side to Kings Of The Wild Frontier version or to get a flood of complaints the Nine Inch Nails cover
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Comment number 17.
At 10th Aug 2011, Kene Gelly wrote:Would be a pleasure to hear ...
'Short Sharp Shock' ~~ (we are) Performance
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Comment number 18.
At 10th Aug 2011, gaie wrote:Pride and Joy - Stevie Ray Vaughan
Born under a bad Sign - Albert King
(Everybody's Got) Sweet Soul Vibe - Jimmy Vaughan
Tracks of My Tears - Smokey Robinson
somebody mentioned Muscle Shoals a while back - they might be interested in this
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Comment number 19.
At 10th Aug 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:if not pain then at least a wee bit sore......................
'bang on the ear'..........................waterboys
cheers frae the dale
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Comment number 20.
At 10th Aug 2011, ericinelgin wrote:She Put The Hurt On Me - Spencer Davis Group
Everything's All Right - The Mojos
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Comment number 21.
At 10th Aug 2011, paulhandley wrote:nuts or ice-cream, it's all good....
Pistachio - Lisa Hannigan
right between the eyes, that's gotta hurt....
Point Blank - Bruce Springsteen
Paul from Ayr
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Comment number 22.
At 10th Aug 2011, FrankInDenny wrote:4- cliff. - Wired for sound
13- supertramp. -- its raining again
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Comment number 23.
At 10th Aug 2011, FrankInDenny wrote:Dale kelvin should have got that one---- he's the blog Cliff fan. :o)
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Comment number 24.
At 10th Aug 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:so its no too much tae ask for a second beth nielsen chapman song in one week especially when this is real pain and not the usual angsty fake tear stuff............
'shadows'......................beth nielsen chapman
cheers frae the dale
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Comment number 25.
At 10th Aug 2011, paolopablo wrote:Previously on the blog
That would have been good gaie i wiil have to have alison again.
Hope youd a good trip back adam. Imelda has been mopping in her flip flops for just one more night.
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Comment number 26.
At 10th Aug 2011, FrankInDenny wrote:5) Kayleigh --- Marillion
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Comment number 27.
At 10th Aug 2011, paolopablo wrote:Liked your request tonight norrie. In fact not a bad playlist.
Thursday
Every time we do this theme i suggedt the bricklayers song and everytime it gets ignored. Umpteen versions of it but the corries would be good
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Comment number 28.
At 10th Aug 2011, paolopablo wrote:For anyone who has ever experienced heartache
Getting over you / janis ian
The saddest song ever written
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Comment number 29.
At 10th Aug 2011, paolopablo wrote:Pleasure
Milky way / Sheer elegance
Seeing as how we have not had space for a while
Other snacks you can eat between meals are available
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Comment number 30.
At 11th Aug 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:#23 @ ya frank......................ahm rubbish at pub qizzes........but as far as cliff goes........don't go there......it wid just be a drop in the ocean.
cheers frae the dale
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Comment number 31.
At 11th Aug 2011, DC wrote:#12 Mr Blue Sky
or has somebody already said that? Cannae be bothered tae check
#11 & #17, as previously mentioned on the blog, 'Solsbury Hill' & 'Baba O' Reilly'
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Comment number 32.
At 11th Aug 2011, Will Power wrote:1 Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues
6 Small Faces - Lazy Sunday Afternoon
10 Joe Jackson - Is She Really Going Out With Him?
14 Sheryl Crow - Soak Up The Sun
15 Toto - Africa
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Comment number 33.
At 11th Aug 2011, Madmacfraeclydebank wrote:Pleasure.. Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere ~ Bowie's cover from Pin Ups please.
Pain.. Precious ~ Depeche Mode
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Comment number 34.
At 11th Aug 2011, Will Power wrote:Pain:
Bauhaus - Kick in the Eye
Magazine - Shot By Both Sides
The Damned - I Just Can't Be Happy Today
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Comment number 35.
At 11th Aug 2011, henri hannah wrote:8- Rupert Holmes - 0ur National Pastime
18- Nick Kershaw - The Riddle
19- Jacki - Marc Almond/Scott Walker
20 - Bonzo Doh Doo Dah Band - the Intro & Outro
regardez youse
henri
regardez youse
henri
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Comment number 36.
At 11th Aug 2011, paolopablo wrote:#35 Ah thats what that damned Rupert Holmes song is called. No wonder i could never find it.
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Comment number 37.
At 11th Aug 2011, Will Power wrote:Pleasure:
Tam White & The Dexters - Let The Good Times Roll
B52's - Good Stuff
Jackie Wilson - (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And Higher
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Comment number 38.
At 11th Aug 2011, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:#37 - I'll second B-52s 'Good Stuff'...it's a great track.
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Comment number 39.
At 11th Aug 2011, norriemaclean wrote:I am worried about my beloved bloggers so time for some TLC to help with all this pain:
George Michael - Heal The Pain
Maria McKee - I'm Gonna Soothe You
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Comment number 40.
At 11th Aug 2011, norriemaclean wrote:#27 ha ha paolopablo,
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Comment number 41.
At 11th Aug 2011, Will Power wrote:Thanks Norrie ☺
That just reminded me of:
Turin Brakes - Painkiller
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Comment number 42.
At 11th Aug 2011, CaptRamius wrote:Pleasure
* The Beatles - Why Don't We Do It In The Road?
* U2 - The Sweetest Thing
* Lennon - Grow Old With Me
* The Divine Comedy - My Lovely Horse
* Mike Oldfield - On Horseback
* Michael Nyman - The Heart Asks Pleasure First (from The Piano)
* Tom Waits - Martha
* Billy Bragg - The Fourteenth of February (see, he can write happy songs!)
* Jace Everett - Bad Things (Any True Blood fans in the house?)
* Spike Jones and his City Slickers -
Extra credit for the stop-chorus entirely of hiccups
* Loudon Wainwright III - Bein' a Dad
* Mark Knopfler - Secondary Waltz
Pain
* Peter Gabriel - We Do What We're Told (Milgram's 37) Which if you get the Milgram link will link you very directly to the Pain theme
* Tom Waits - Little Drop of Poison
* Billy Bragg - Tank Park Salue
* The Rutles - Ouch!
* They Might Be Giants - Shoehorn with Teeth
* Kate Bush - Under the Ivy
* The Beatles - Why Don't We Do It In The Road? errmmm asphalt burns?
* The Zombies - She's Not There
* Eleanor McEvoy - Only A Woman's Heart
* The Cure - Boys Don't Cry
* Lloyd Cole & the Commotions - Lost Weekend
* Richard Thompson - The Dimming of the Day
* Cat Stevens - Wild World
* Sting - I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying
* This Mortal Coil - The Jeweler
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Comment number 43.
At 11th Aug 2011, Will Power wrote:Devo - Whip It
Seems to cover both ☺
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Comment number 44.
At 11th Aug 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:seldom heard country rocker..........
'maintain the pain'....................miranda lambert
cheers frae the dale
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Comment number 45.
At 11th Aug 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:seldom heard irish rocker................seems like a guid day oot.
'lisdoonvarna'..................christy moore
cheers frae the dale
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Comment number 46.
At 11th Aug 2011, CaptRamius wrote:#45
Aye, that's a good one.
If it's pain you're after then Christy's Delirium Tremens would do nicely. Not entirely sure it's tea-time radio suitable though - depends on which version you have. The , but live: definitely not! There's a verse that starts OK (and on theme):
I dreamt I was in ecstacy in Heaven, and in agony in Hell,
I was bored in Limbo and then I was in Purgatory as well
but goes rapidly downhill after that, involving barbed wire...
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Comment number 47.
At 11th Aug 2011, henri hannah wrote:#36
I only knew that because I think I'm the only person in Scotland who purchased the single. I thought it was going to be the biggest hit of all time, evidently, all my taste's in my mouth.
regardez vous
henri
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Comment number 48.
At 11th Aug 2011, dale_kelvin wrote:just pondering christy moore......here's a theme suggestion............................
'songs which evoke a strong sense of place'...................
'gortatagort'.....................christy moore
a couple of glasgow songs...............billy connolly, hue and cry
'owensboro'.................natalie merchant
sheffield, manchester, liverpool, california....you name it it'll have a good song
cheers frae the dale
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Comment number 49.
At 11th Aug 2011, gaie wrote:#42
..There must be better places to get your asphalt.
Grandma's Feather Bed - John Denver
Bed of Nails - Alice Cooper
Crying in the Rain - Everly Brothers
Kisses Sweeter than Wine - Jackson Browne & Bonnie Raitt
Leaving Strathconnan - Runrig
Running to the Light - Runrig
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Comment number 50.
At 11th Aug 2011, Willie B wrote:There's something sado/masochist about "Piece of my Heart" though Joplin's buzzsaw hatchet job is torture to my ears.Etta James does it proud along with her definitive take on "Only Women Bleed".So far as the pleasure principle goes then Joni Mitchell's "Chelsea Morning"makes me feel glad to be alive or Blood ,Sweat and Tears "You Made Me So Very Happy".Cheers,Willie Bartke
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At 11th Aug 2011, Adam_from_Rio wrote:Surprised Roxy John hasnt been in with this one...
"In Every Dream Home a Heartache" - Roxy Music.
Especially apt as it comes from their second album, "For Your Pleasure".
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At 11th Aug 2011, henri hannah wrote:#51 I know, I'd thought of 'For Your Pleasure' but Virginia Plain got played last night, so I doubt it's on the cards. Never makes much difference to the fab four, I have to say, but that's okay with me.
regardez vous
henri
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Comment number 53.
At 11th Aug 2011, norriemaclean wrote:#47 close.....
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Comment number 54.
At 11th Aug 2011, gaie wrote:#42 capt, as someone who equates horses with pleasure I looked up your shouts and also found an instrumental called When I was on Horseback by which is nice. There's a Steeleye Span song by the same name, which may or may not be the same song, the vocals are too much like fingernails on polystyrene for me to listen to. Anyway, a wee diversion, and one of the real benefits of GIO.
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At 11th Aug 2011, mary-doll wrote:Seconds/ thirds/ nths for these:
#26 Great shout, Frank. Marillion's best.
#33 Precious. Lush DM song!
#49 Love that Jackson Browne/ Bonnie Raitt song, gaie.
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