Janelle Monáe - 'Cold War'
This week alone, there are three notable tales of soul heartbreak doing the rounds, three different ways of saying broadly the same thing - you, my man, have done me wrong. Why is this? - in an ocean of similarly-themed songs from last week, and next week, and all the weeks of the year rolled into one.
Beyoncé is releasing the upbeat, funky-as-hell as another single from 'I Am...Sasha Fierce'. This brings her running total so far up to, what, seven? Six? Something like that. As is often the case, the way she chooses to express her heartbreak is through the medium of rampaging self-regard - if her nickname for herself isn't The Irresistable Force, it damn well should be - butting up against a stone wall of indifference. She thinks she's amazing, so why doesn't he? It's a mystery to all of us, frankly, although there's something to be said for not being quite so clingy.
Fewer singles, more mystique. It's just a thought.
Meanwhile, Shontelle is making a decent fist of being Beyoncé. is a very nowadaysy ballad, blessed with a perfectly weighted versal melody, a huge, pleading (if entirely repetitious) chorus, and the kind of production sheen you can see your face in, even if you're listening on headphones. It's quite good, but doesn't linger in the mind at all. Craft over astonishment, y'see.
But, enjoyable as both of these are, the show has once again been well and truly stolen by Janelle Monáe. And here is why...
Now, first things first. Janelle seems to be becoming something of a critic's artist. Her album 'The Archandroid' has had to wallow through a massive swamp of gushing praise from *cough* tastemakers */cough* and journalists and bloggers alike. This does not yet seem to have translated into the kind of sales figures it so clearly deserves. And I say this as a fully-paid up representitive of the League Of Janelle Exciteamotrons.
So, you'd expect a certain amount of "come on world, get with the quality" to come from this quarter, just because she happens to have a new single out. And, well, that's basically what you're going to get. But only because this is a) really really good, and b) really distinctive and c) NOT a hallmarked-with-a-craftsman's-seal statement of the very nowness of music. It's got a '60s Farfisa organ on it, fercryingoutloud!
It's a really good song, played slightly too fast for its own good, sung by a very distracting lady with a commanding, glassy voice, and accompanied by a video in which she really actually cries. Just like Sinead O'Connor did, ages ago.
It's not so much that what she does is better or more real than what Beyoncé does - it's not like pop music is a race - it's just it seems to go into places that 'Why Don't You Love Me?' and 'Impossible' can't go.
On the other hand, it's highly possible that one place 'Cold War' can't go is the Top 20, so y'know... *wobblyhands*
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(Fraser McAlpine)
"Sometimes, simple is just the way to go."
"A song that seems to have lifted its raucous beat straight from Outkast's 'Bombs Over Baghdad.'"
"What I love most about Janelle is her versatility and how she refuses to be suppressed to a single genre"
Comment number 1.
At 28th Aug 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:Well, chartblog just failed again...
And here is why...
They put the preview text (that appears on the main page) but haven't even put any other text to go with it.
So, the review ends on a cliffhanger. That's just great.
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At 28th Aug 2010, spirit wrote:Complain about this comment (Comment number 2)
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At 28th Aug 2010, Haducon2 wrote:My my Bendter, you sure are cranky.
It is a little bit of a school boy error though...
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At 28th Aug 2010, spirit wrote:Yeah it is schoolboy but also the way it ends is also very funny in a totally unintentional way .You wanna know why its funny ? Here is why . . . .
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At 28th Aug 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:Well I know how to fix it. Let me show you...
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At 28th Aug 2010, Haducon2 wrote:Let's get on topic!
Right, my review for 'Cold War'...
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Comment number 7.
At 28th Aug 2010, Haducon2 wrote:Anyway, I haven't really heard it a lot, so I'll leave the in depth comments for someone else.
But I have to say, when I did hear it, I was instantly hooked. I love how experimental Jannelle seems to be with her music. And her voice...wow, she sure is talented
4.5
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Comment number 8.
At 28th Aug 2010, Haducon2 wrote:*Janelle
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At 28th Aug 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:Chartblog still haven't fixed it.
You know what I think of them? Well...
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At 28th Aug 2010, OddOne wrote:Haha Bendter! Fraser is going to be pooped...
5 stars from moi.
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Comment number 11.
At 28th Aug 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:Wow, I still can't believe Fraser hasn't noticed this terrible mistake.
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At 28th Aug 2010, spirit wrote:And here is the reason why . . . .
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At 28th Aug 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:I think I know why Fraser isn't here to correct this mistake. It's because...
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At 28th Aug 2010, spirit wrote:I have just discovered what the meaning of life is ! Its . . . .
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At 28th Aug 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:You know why this review got cut off? Because...
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Comment number 16.
At 28th Aug 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:Let's make this the new Jedward thread?!
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At 28th Aug 2010, Haducon2 wrote:I suggest we stick to an X-factor/talentless theme and bring back the JLS thread when/if Jedward is closed down
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At 29th Aug 2010, OddOne wrote:Yeah boy, I'll be up for that, anyone wanna meet and chew this over I'll be at ...
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At 29th Aug 2010, spirit wrote:Ok ! You will recognise me because I will be wearing a . .
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Comment number 20.
At 29th Aug 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:FRASER HAS POSTED ANOTHER REVIEW WITHOUT NOTICING HIS MISTAKE...
FAIL....
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Comment number 21.
At 29th Aug 2010, Haducon2 wrote:You're a very forgiving person aren't you Bendter? >.>
It could have been worse, he could have cut of mid sen-
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Comment number 22.
At 29th Aug 2010, OddOne wrote:I think it's time we all told Fraser he's a bit of a ..
;)
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At 30th Aug 2010, jon mathew wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 30th Aug 2010, spirit wrote:I hope you are all enjoying this lovely Bank Ho...
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At 30th Aug 2010, spirit wrote:I have just heard the new Lady Gaga album , here is the tracklisting , and who she has collaborated with . . . .
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At 30th Aug 2010, Haducon2 wrote:I've unmasked the stig, his name is...
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At 30th Aug 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:Fraser has posted another review and ignored this one yet again...
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At 30th Aug 2010, spirit wrote:WORLD EXCLUSIVE ! ! ELVIS PRESLEY has been sighted residing in a house in England ! He is living alive and well in the village of . . . .
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At 30th Aug 2010, OddOne wrote:And you'll never believe who was sighted with him! It was...
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At 31st Aug 2010, spirit wrote:And the 6 winning loudsy numbers for Saturday are . . .
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At 31st Aug 2010, spirit wrote:Darn it ! Predictive text . *lottery numbers *
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Comment number 32.
At 31st Aug 2010, Fraser McAlpine - wrote:Ha! Excellent moment for me to rejoin ChartBlogland after a much-needed holiday. Sorry about the half-review, but as Spirit's typo here proves, we all make mistakes.
It's all fixed now. Enjoy!
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Comment number 33.
At 31st Aug 2010, spirit wrote:Too true ! Welcome back Fraser .
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Comment number 34.
At 31st Aug 2010, spirit wrote:You need to fix the Michelle Breeze mistake too .
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Comment number 35.
At 31st Aug 2010, Fraser McAlpine - wrote:Already done it.
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Comment number 36.
At 31st Aug 2010, SamuraisShadow wrote:THANK YOU!
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Comment number 37.
At 31st Aug 2010, OddOne wrote:WOOP! Natural order is restored. :D
Good to have you back, Fraser!
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At 31st Aug 2010, Fraser McAlpine - wrote:Good to BE back, Oddie.
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Comment number 39.
At 12th Sep 2010, kookie25 wrote:saw Janelle live on Wednesday.
SOoooooooooooo good.
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