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It has not been a good summer for our game. The shenanigans at , the car boot sale of players at Ibrox, a transfer market which has done less business than Arkwright's shop in Open All Hours.

And it could get worse before it gets better.

, then Scottish footballers can make next summer's plans; and they won't include South Africa.

Instead, they will involve the purchase of an HD television and stocking the fridge with some nice white wine from Stellenbosch.

Livingston are squealing like pigs about being parachuted into the Third Division.

I say parachuting, but they were booted out the aircraft without instructions about how to pull the ripcord.

But what did they expect? They have run their affairs with all the efficiency of say, a major bank, and you can understand the complaints of others who have tried to keep their financial affairs just so.

Now they want to hi-jack the big Scottish Football League kick-off; which smells to me of spoilt brat mentality.

There needs to be a little porridge-supping in West Lothian.

Meanwhile, Falkirk were bowing out of Europe against a team from a country the size of .

And the Dons weren't just Dandy: they were , Beezer and every other comic you ever read too.

I watched Motherwell stumble to beat a team of chubby lads from Wales and .

But in all honesty our charity team - a drinking team with a football problem - could have given them a game.

So, by the time I donned the working clothes again I was tormented about the whole state of affairs.

Then along came Celtic. And they made me believe again.

were just what the doctor ordered, and he's already making his imprint on the squad Gordon Strachan left behind.

looks like a full-back who knows his trade and the manager caught midfielder Massimo Donati just in time.

The removal van was already on the road back to Italy.

There is still a gap which will take a bit of bridging yet between Celts and the Champions League - there are a few cracking teams who await them in the final qualifying round.

But hope springs eternal and at least there is the salvation of the Europa League.

Meanwhile, we have other prayers that need answering.

I had a 'something-in-the-air' feeling about Celtic in Moscow, but I fear there may not be an easterly wind strong enough to blow it onwards to Oslo on Wednesday.

A World Cup tie of this importance before a domestic ball has been kicked in the divisions where our players ply their trade is not good.

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And for the Tartan Army, only lottery winners and Fred Goodwin-esque earners will be able to afford the Norwegian price of alcoholic solace.

To be honest I would have hoped to have been cheerier in my first offering of the new term, and that may come next week as I ponder the forthcoming SPL title race.

But everywhere I look I hear alarm bells ringing and see doom hanging thick in the air.

Policing bills to rise and television contracts torn to confetti. How does that translate to reasons for a knees-up?

It's being so cheerful that keeps me going, you know...