London comes to Berkshire...
... We have a visitor. His name is London. He is a guinea pig. He has no one to love him anymore. Until now that is.
Tash has taken him in until a permanent home can be found though judging by the way she was stroking him on the sofa last night at half past eleven - it looks like he might already have found one. Even I will admit, for a guinea pig, he is pretty cute.
London:
The biggest guinea pig house in the world!
Spent the second half of yesterday at the publishers dealing with the legal read of the book. Interesting one this, although Natalie my editor said the notes back were extraordinarily few, nevertheless a few re-writes were forthcoming.
I am now on the third draft - how very very eh ? More huge swathes of text have been picked up and plonked elsewhere to make it "fly darling". Editors really can make such a difference - you have to trust your editor even when they cross out ten pages and write the word irrelevant next to it - even if that did take you the best part of three days on your holiday in Portugal - d'oh.
Currently writing this blog on my Blackberry in an MOT station getting the last of the cars road legal for The Drive Time Fabulous Ferrari Caper down to Chewton Glen on Friday.
I am becoming more nervous by the second.
Have a great one you peeps.
CLP 2009 X.
P.S. How swanky was centre court under the floodlights - Come on Muzza !
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At 30th Jun 2009, NotSoBigUn wrote:Very nice car CLP.....and welcome to the blog London! xx
Keith
NotSoBigUn
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At 30th Jun 2009, gingembre- wrote:morning big cheese
Looking forward to reading the book. Won't be waiting for Crimbo either, will purchase on day of release if that's ok?
Lovin' the sunshiiiiiine (still) today even though I'm covered in factor trillion and sitting in the shade wearing a hat!!!
Got the music on nice sultry playlist
bonnet de douche
KWx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:What a cute pinny gig.
Lovely pets for kids.
Our last one lived for eight years,try getting past one with a rustling carrier bag.....they will squeak their little heads off.
You gotta keep London for Noah.
MTF.xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, B-sMum wrote:Morning Christoph
Nice hammy - nicer car.
Beezer xx
Working.............
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At 30th Jun 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Mawnin guv'na!
How nervous do you think the "average" mechanic is, handling one of your supercar babies??? That's reet making me smile, that is!!
Hellloooooo London!!! How cute are you little fella!?!?
I've had a few hamsters in my time (Hagar, Hamish, Hamlet ... all RIP) but they don't last long and its painful when they leave for the big hamster wheel in the sky.
As it is, I believe mrssootycat is gonna outlive me by a country mile. She has the art of giving me the evils for no reason, even tho its me what feeds her and tickles her belly. Or is that Mr Deev ...?
Born to boogie, me!
Deevster
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At 30th Jun 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:CLP, that looks like a book on birds behind Londons picture.
Dont be feeding him trill. LOL.
MTF.xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Morning CLP et al
It sure looks as if London has found a new home, Noah will love him
Glad the book is making progress, I can't wait for publication date.
Penny xx
Another scorcher here today, guess I'll just have to pour a pimms and stick Wimblebum on. It's a hard life!!!
xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:peeeeeeees: i know London is a guinea piggywiggy, not a hamster. I'm daft, but not *that* daft!!
x x
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At 30th Jun 2009, B-sMum wrote:Is it a G Pig? - oops - my mistake - working too hard - can't see.
And It is Still raining here. Boo. All morning now.
Beezer xxxx
Working.......
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At 30th Jun 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:CLP
Welcome to London - mr bp used to keep gunnia pigs and wabbits as a child (the last one - Mr Tanis - went a couple of years ago) and he loves them - so much so we have never given our cats rabbit flavoured food
Gunnia pigs are agrophobic apparently!
Super bp x
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At 30th Jun 2009, Tangobaz wrote:Roll on Friday ay CLP....betcha cant wait.
Nice guinea piggy...aaahhhhh!! What does Noah make of it I wonders..??
Wimbledon last night was AMAZING...what a spectacle...go Andy go!
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At 30th Jun 2009, Tangobaz wrote:Penn...sounds good to me.....am not jealous today tho' as my girlie lunch date is just round the corner....mmmmm Pimms, perhaps...not sure..haha xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:No rain here Beez.
Its trying to be nice..just not hard enough tho'.
Not the 32c that I had to drive in y'day.
MTF.xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, B-sMum wrote:MTF it is not just raining it is chucking it down - and all morning too. Bums - hope it clears up for my day off tomorrow although I have just checked and where I am going is sunny at mo.
Beezer xxx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Tangobaz wrote:Have forgotten what rain looks like!!!
Tis BEAUtiful here!
Sorry..
TBx
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At 30th Jun 2009, B-sMum wrote:Humph !!!!! Tango
Beez xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:MTf - 32C? Me a 38DD!
Ha!!
I want some rain too. Reet muggy here.
Bazzles - 19 mins to your escape!
Deevs
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At 30th Jun 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Yup, suns got his hat on here now,sorry Beez.
So, is it the guessing game for where you are going tomorrow??
MTF.xxx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Deevs you know I am in the DD club too.LOL.
MTF.xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Tangobaz wrote:Deevs....blimey o riley..38dd :-)
haha...watch me get moderated now..
15 mins to go....
TBx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:i dream of reducing to a DD! :-(
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At 30th Jun 2009, B-sMum wrote:Diva - Norty Step!!!- actually quite nice here with KW !!! Quite cheeky aint he?
MTW obviously not west of here that's where the rain is coming from !!!
Deev it may have been raining all morning but it is still hot and muggy and I've still got Lenny the Lion hair!!
Beezer xxx
Baz - you can be excused in 15 minutes. Have fun in the sun.
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At 30th Jun 2009, hazel_love wrote:Wotcha Christophe, and a little 'weeeep weeeep' etc for London. Am glad it has found a home being cuddled...if they ain't brung up right, apparently they can be ferocious little bs. It'll be a rabbit to keep it company next. The patter of tiny feet heh heh!!!
So, from New Guinea or worth a pound and a shilling???
Apart from the obvious sentimental value, a lot less than your car...
Not a Ferrari gal m'self, but if someone put the keys to one through my letter box, and said I could have it, I'm not gonna say no...
Anyhoo, have D Bowie, a Pink Lady and some strawzleberries to keep me amused...and an AWful lot of inputting...
no disassemble
love
hazel
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Bees, am praying for some sun for you! Well, you never know, someone might be listening!
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At 30th Jun 2009, Tangobaz wrote:Cheers Beezer...will try....sure I'll succeed..xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Sorry meant to have said, from previous blog............
Keith, good luck on Sunday, you are an inspiration.
Pen xx
Beez, I'm guessing a shopping trip? without a doubt!!
xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, hazel_love wrote:...and Bees, please stop with the Lenny the Lion...not tea...that's wot it snot...
pass the tishews
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h
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At 30th Jun 2009, Stewartapple wrote:Morning chris any probelms with the mot my man where welding glasses to check my cars if you get stuck do call re London good sir tash has found him a home with you both & Noah don't forget chris when home lifes is great it makes it easy to spend more time on the cars . Imat work but loving this beautufull sunshine have a good show a superb record for the show summer fling by the ojays kind regards Stewart
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At 30th Jun 2009, Tangobaz wrote:OK..that's it, adios team...catcha tomorrow..hope weather improves for you, if it's not shinning at the mo'.
TBx
PS Keef....good luck you star!!
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At 30th Jun 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Bye Baz,have fun.
MTF.x
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At 30th Jun 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Drats!
Just asked Lady Boss if I could wear smart black tailored shorts to work whilst its hot out there .......
And that was a resounding No!
Snot fair! Legs are under desk all day and nobody sees me, 'cept yous lot, and I know you wouldn't mind in the slightest.
Deevski
xxx
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At 30th Jun 2009, akaCrumpy wrote:Afternoon peeps - quick lunchtime blogette.
Ex-hubby had loads of guinea pigs when we got married, our's weren't agrophobic coz they used to run around the lawn in a little fenced off bit. They are born with fur and their eyes open so they look like mini versions of their parents, or indeed hamsters - of which my son had 4.
First was Houdini - so named coz he escaped from the box the petshop put him in, in about 5 seconds!, then there were Phil & Lil, named after the twins on Rugrats and finally Squeak - coz that was the noise she made when Adam dropped her as soon as we got her home!!
Also had a rabbit called Mitten (one white paw) and cats called Jaffa (little ginger chap) and Jelly and Blancmange - no idea why, Adam's choice!
Just a doggy, now, Honey.
Luv to all and catch you at home tonight,
ttfn, Crumpy xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, hazel_love wrote:...have just got the pic of the biggest Guinea Pig House in the World wot hadn't downloaded before previous missive...and am hoping, frankly, that wee London is too much of a chubster to squeeze through them bars...else you're gonna have to chicken wire him in. Or make him wear a tag.
How big's the wheel?
or is that just Hampsters
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h
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At 30th Jun 2009, hazel_love wrote:..Crumpers, slightly worrying that most of your / his animals seem to be named after foodstuffs...
But then it's Dook's pets who I feel really sorry for. Try getting 1500 ducklings to sit up for their breakfast.
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At 30th Jun 2009, akaCrumpy wrote:Haze - if you saw me (and him) you wouldn't be surprised at the naming! Sylphlike, we ain't. But there was fruit in there!
I am in awe of Dook! That much livestock is way more that I could handle!
C xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, scorpiohazyview wrote:Well first time in probably over a year I have checked the blog or commented! Back now though!
I would be a sucker for a new pet as well, would not be able to give it away!
I am heading off to see James Taylor in concert tonight in Manchester and I am crazy excited!
Em28
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At 30th Jun 2009, untalentedmrripley wrote:Coooeeee!!
Keith - just followed your link....amazing!
Good luck......have put my money where my mouth is....great cause.
Ladies - STOP IT!!!!
Chris - If you weren't such a bloody nice bloke - I think I would have to hate you....what a life....great to see you doing so much good with it.....
Dreading the 'can we have a Hamster/ Guinea pig/ Stick insect/ Wabbit etc etc question as we reach that age bracket.
Two cats are more than enough...thanks!
Rips
x
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At 30th Jun 2009, akaCrumpy wrote:Em28
Was listening to JT in the car on the way to work - Hourglass cd.
Saw him last year? on his One Man Band tour. Wonderful. His voice is beautiful.
Have a fab time. I am very envious.
Crumps x
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Comment number 38.
At 30th Jun 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Rips - stop what?
Me
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At 30th Jun 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:deev - you took the words right out of my mouth - it must have been when ......
Sorry went a bit kate perry then
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Comment number 40.
At 30th Jun 2009, Simple with a dimple Sal wrote:Discussing DD's maybe?
MTF.x
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At 30th Jun 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:dissing dave?
;-)
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At 30th Jun 2009, GeeGee wrote:SBP,
Being 34H, I too dream of a reduction!!
LOL
Gail.
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Comment number 43.
At 30th Jun 2009, untalentedmrripley wrote:Showing off!
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Comment number 44.
At 30th Jun 2009, GeeGee wrote:On the plus side (excuse the pun), I have recently won, in the Daily Record, £300 worth of vouchers for figleaves to be spent on women's lingerie. Great Eh, when normally I have to save up to buy from Bravissimo.
X
Gail.
p.s. Love the Guinea Pig CLP, me thinks he will be staying.
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At 30th Jun 2009, Manchester Calling wrote:Afternoon Everyone.
Hot ,humid and cloudy here . Rained hard early on.
Busy day ....... am tired from staying up to watch the tennis
Hey Keith, wishing you loads of luck, hope you get your pb.
CLP, you have just gotta keep London now, he is a cutie.
MCxxxx
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Comment number 46.
At 30th Jun 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Awww Dozymac!! How jealous am I?? I love figleaves - so much choice! Every colour and style under the sun.
Enjoy your spree, and if you need a hand ....
;-)
Oi Baggy - no tongues!
Me
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At 30th Jun 2009, clodaghrubbish wrote:Aw what a lovely ickle rodent Christoff.
Trust me I'm an expert on rodents. In my time as a rubbish farmers' wife I've had many of the said creatures, in varying stages of life, dropped on me foot by an over-zealous Jack Russell; not to mention the happy hours I've spent chasin' a ratty interloper round me kitchen with the spatula and the lid of me best cheese plate in order to escort it back from whence it came, before the Father-Outlaw came in and dispatched it in a much less polite way with the fryin' pan.
And then there was Fanny the ferret. Testimony to the fact you should be careful what you wish for whilst drunk in the company of ferret-breeders who aren't.
Bless her, Fanny was very pretty but extremely smelly and reluctant to perform tricks other than squeezin' through very small holes in the skirtin' boards. Anyway I tried me best to re-habilitate her but I'm afraid she had to go after I caught her pole-dancin' up the budgie's cage and when remonstrated with (usin' a rolled-up Wigan Observer) she clamped on to me hand with the zesty enthusiasm of a Great White.
It wasn't her fault of course. She was just bein' a ferret and doin' what ferrets do. But a girl has to draw the line somewhere; and I'm not goin' out rattin' for ANYone.
Anyone want a budgie with Tourrette's by the way?
Clodagh.xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Aliwesty wrote:Afternoon Chris et al,
Arh I love GP's used to have one years ago called Boffin, who happily shared a hutch with muffin the rabbit. You've got to keep him Chris - go on you know you want too.
Many years ago I used to work for a publisher (scientific, technical and medical) not quite as exciting as your type of books but I know the process well. I, like gingembre, will be buying it on day one and not waiting till Christmas.
Just wanted everyone to know that I am sat sitting on a brand new office chair - black leather and it's called Darcy. So Darc everytime I sit down I shall think of you.
Any news on Nicki-Noos, was thinking about her this morning.
Over and out
AliB
xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, madcatian wrote:Hi Chris,
Nice pictures, the cute guinea pig, his/her house and the nice car - not sure which one I'd like most!!!
Looking forward to your book in October. I hope you don't have too much more work to do on it.
Chris, your blackberry seems to be very useful. glad you are managing to use it , a little bit!
Tash - What about a budgie???
Keith - I followed your link too. Good Luck for Sunday and yes you are an inspiration.
What a glorious day today.
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Comment number 50.
At 30th Jun 2009, U11733486 wrote:Ello Ter The CLP And Also Ter Every Blogger...........
Bingo Star ere........
CLP/ ALL - Aving abitta bad/ worrying news terdee but that's all am gonna say az a don't wanter focus on the negatives or share me bad news..... actually it's more troublesome news.... and this one iz no joke but 100% true...... but i'll keep it ter mesen!!!!!!!
In fact if a am gonna keep it to mesen why did a just wreet the above..... a wanted me commentations terdee ter be of 'umour, fun and INDEED 'appiness towards all!!!!!!!!!
Maybe a should delete the above?????
Actually ignore the above and pretend this iz the start ere..........
Bingo Star ere.......
CLP - Forgotten whatta waz gonna say know, sorry now!!!!!
Errrrrr........ 'AMSTERS/ CARS????? A getting 'ammond..... Rich 'ammond......... or 'ammond do a mean metal paint??????
Ahhhh reeemembered...... god almighty me under forearm iz sore whilst resting it on me leg whilst wreeting this whilst sitting on the toilet!!!!!!!
Banged the damn thing on the metal catch of me backdoor catch on me truck yesterdee whilst delivering frozen stuff ter Sainsbury's!!!!!!!!
Anyway what wazza gonna wreet....... looook at phots again!!!!!
(PS CLP - A like it know, sorry now, that yer puttin' looots of photos on the blog.... it adds charisma/ interlect ter the situation in 'and!!!!!!
Oh I yeah!!!!!! Just reeemembered..... CLP, b***y 'ell....... that must be some powerful fruit yuv goot if yer can wreet blogs on it..... and in the 'eat!!!!!!
A always thought yer could only use blackberries for pies with lumpy custard poured over!!!!!!!!!!
Az for the 'amster/ gunia pig..... iz the guinea pig gonna be a guinea pig ter see if you want more animals in the 'ouse'old other than the animals yuv already goot??????
When a say a guinea pig.... a mean a guinea pig az in experiment ter see if yer can 'andle such a dangerous creature????
A mean loookin' at that cage..... a 'ope yuv goot a BIG padlock and whatever yuv do.... keep The Noah well away!!!!!!!!
Next thing...... 'ow about following in the footsteps of The Jacko and get a chimp???????
Apparently the closest animal ter 'umans..... yer can talk to a chimp and get more sense out of it than a traffic warden or politician!!!!! Try it..... I ave!!!!!!!!
Also what else wazza gonna say/ wreet???????
Oh I yeah...... ave just goot a letter through me letterbox..... well when a say a box it's noot a box but more of a slit in me door..... me letterslit!!!!!
Anyway..... it's junk mail and it's totally blank with one bitta wreeting on it.... wanter now, sorry know, what the wreeting wreets/ reads????? No!!!!!
Ok...... 'What's wrong with this envelope' iz the catchy line they've come up with ter make yer open it!!!!!!!
A DAMN IT tell yer what's wrong with it...... the fact that it drooopped through me letterslit when a didn't want it ter drooop through and on top of this a aven't even bothered ter open it.... just ripped it in 'alf like women do ter me 'eart..... and thrown it inter the bin!!!!!!!
Also like women do ter me 'eart!!!!!!!!
GOURANGA PAPER RECYCLING BINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS CLP - Nice shine on yer black bonnet!!!!!!!!!
A 'ope the shine and INDEED your charisma dazzled yer MOT tester inter banging you a pass cert!!!!!!!!!!!
Should a check for speelling mistakes?????
No...... time ter get off this toilet!!!!!!!!!
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Comment number 51.
At 30th Jun 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Still too hot to do anything, so will just have to sit it out and watch yet more tennis!!!!!
Oh well, someone's got to!
Pen xx
Bondy, if you're there, how did the interview go?
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At 30th Jun 2009, U11733486 wrote:#50 - AGAIN #50 just by chance.... az yesterdee.... aka the age that The Jacko passed way..... this frightens me..... could it be a sign from the otherside??????
A might phone Euri Geller for advice!!!!!!!!!!
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At 30th Jun 2009, U11733486 wrote:FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And again az yesterdee.... az am wreeting me about me #50 which a thought would get #51..... #51 arrives from a blog female friend and a end up with me #51 about #50 about Jacko being 50...... becomes #52!!!!!!!!!!!
All by chance...... FREAKY INDEED!!!!!!!
This iz too much the mind!!!!!!!
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At 30th Jun 2009, U11733486 wrote:God almioght....... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
A can't stand up....... ave goot cramp/ pins and needles in me right let/ fooot..............
Can't feel me leg allll.............. the streessss iz 'itting me.............
Am shakin me leg and it's dead...............
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........... wooooooooooooooooooooooo
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
deep breathes................/ breaths
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At 30th Jun 2009, U11733486 wrote:Shake the leg!!!!!!
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At 30th Jun 2009, U11733486 wrote:Soz all but at least yer gettin' a full deep of insight inter the goings on inside The Bingo 'ous'old/ dee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At 30th Jun 2009, U11733486 wrote:Blogs gone quiet....... something a said/ writted???????????????
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At 30th Jun 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Bingo, honey ....
Calm down!!!!
Deevs
xxx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Ah Bingo, just come round to mine and I'll give you a big hug and make it all better.
If you've had your heart ripped to pieces and thrown in the bin, then it's their loss.
Hope your news is not too troublesome.
Pen xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Bond007 wrote:Morning, afternoon everyone from a overcast and rainy upstate NY. It is supposed to be like this for the rest of the week. Hope you are all having a great day.....
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At 30th Jun 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Bondy, #51. Your ears must have been burning!!
Pen xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Bond007 wrote:Hi Penny, how are things with you?
Thanks for asking about thr interview. I think it went well..... I've thought that before and then nothing happens. Any way, I am hoping to hear back after the weekend on whether or not I get a second interview... fingers crossed....
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At 30th Jun 2009, Bond007 wrote:LOL Penny....
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At 30th Jun 2009, clodaghrubbish wrote:Bingo.
Big Breaths Bertha.
'Yeth, and am only thickthteen.'
Hurrah the oldies are the best.
Now then bless you, them pins and needles. HATE that.
Come round 'ere now, I'll welt your ear with the rollin' pin an' take your mind off 'em.
Clodagh.xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Everything crossed for you James.
28 degrees here, phew!
Pen xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:Ladies (and gents) johnny depp will be on Radio 1 after 3:30 - if you get a chance to listen
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At 30th Jun 2009, Darce wrote:You've definitely got another addition to the family there Chris - what a cutie!
Bondy - glad the you felt the interview went well and hope they don't keep you hanging on too long for an answer. Is it local to you?
Good luck for Sunday Keith and good on you for taking this on. My son had the same thing so , like Rips,I've put my money where my mouth is.
Ali - hope my namesake is comfortable, wouldn't like to give you backache!
Bingo - is this heat getting to you - take a siesta!!
Darce xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Aliwesty wrote:Darce, you are most comfortable - thank you. Although a little sweaty on the old back, but I think that's the weather rather than you LOL xx
AliB
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P.S. Fingers still crossed James, let's hope it's good news next week.
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At 30th Jun 2009, NotSoBigUn wrote:Afternoon bloggers,
Thank you for all of the good wishes for the triathlon I am doing on Sunday. I do not feel very inspirational at the moment as I have just returned from a punishing cycle ride at lunchtime. No pain no gain as they say. ;-(
I was very pleased with the way the article (link on the last blog) was written although a little embarrassed as I do not feel special for doing it at all. In fact I feel kind of bonkers for even taking part in it at all. ;-)
Rips and Darce, Bless you for your contributions. xx
Hazel, there is nothing wrong with my number on my vest and you well know that! For the record despite a request in writing and a stewards enquiry I have not been able to secure the number for this years event.I will be sporting the number 72.
Bingo, I thought I was the bonkers one! .LOL
Bondy, good luck for the job!
Keep smiling
Keith
The NotSoBigUn
xx
P.S weather here in Devon is hot with a few clouds to keep the sun off. Very nice indeed!
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At 30th Jun 2009, akaCrumpy wrote:Keith - another donation added. Well done on such a fantastic effort - I'm puffed walking up the stairs!
Crumpy xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Super Bagpuss wrote:JD rocks - the girl interviewing him was really nervous
its the edith bowman show if you want to lsiten again - from about 3:30 onwards!
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Comment number 72.
At 30th Jun 2009, Jakeygirl wrote:Hi Keith
Count me in too!!
Too busy to stop.....arrrghh
JG x
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Comment number 73.
At 30th Jun 2009, NotSoBigUn wrote:Crumpy and JG bless you also. xx
Keith
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Comment number 74.
At 30th Jun 2009, hazel_love wrote:Imagine this missive with a big coloured in first letter...too hot to think what they're called, but the sort of first letter that they start 'Once upon a time in a land'...etc and the O would be a big O.
Anyhoo. This one would start with a big N.
Noah was the son of Christophe, who had named him Noah because he would bring rest from toil on the land which God had cursed (Channel 4 or similar). In his five hundredth year Noah had three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth (for whom Grampa Christophe and Granma Tash bought many lovely toys and sweeties). When Noah was six hundred years old, God, saddened at the wickedness of mankind, decided to send a great deluge to destroy all life. But he saw that Noah was a righteous man, and instructed him to build an ark and gather himself and his family with every type of animal, particularly starting with a Guinea Pig. And so the Flood came, and all life was extinguished, except for those who were with Noah, "and the waters prevailed upon the earth for one-hundred and fifty days" until the Ark came to rest on the mountains of Ferrari. There Noah built an altar to Dog (the first altar to Beth mentioned in the Bible) and made an offering. "And when the Lord smelled the pleasing odour of his nappy, the Lord said in his heart, 'I will never again curse the ground because of man, for the inclination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I ever again destroy every living creature as I have done. While the earth remains, seed-time and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night, shall not cease', and Heston Blumenthal shall forever create new recipes with which to inspire and amaze.
Then God spoke to Noah, and his descendants would henceforth be free to eat meat (because, like his father, Christophe, Noah was a bit of a Foodie), and the animals would fear man; (except when Tash was giving them cuddles) and in return, man was forbidden to eat "flesh with its life, that is, its blood." And God forbade murder, and gave a commandment: "Be fruitful and multiply, bring forth abundantly on the earth and multiply in it." And as a sign of His covenant, He set the rainbow in the sky, "the sign of the covenant which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth." And the Rainbow did land mightily in Brighton and San Francisco.
After the Flood, "Noah was the first tiller of the soil. He planted a vineyard; and he drank of the wine. (again, taking after his father, Christophe)
Noah died 350 years after the Flood, at the age of 950,(so here's wishing you a good long life Christophe) the last of the immensely long-lived antediluvian Patriarchs. Antediluvian well, well, well...
Based roughly on Genesis. Not the Phil Collins type. More the chapters 6 - 9.
my work here is done
love
hazel
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Comment number 75.
At 30th Jun 2009, hazel_love wrote:Keef. I have no link, else I'd pledge you a p a mile or similar.
I will have another look tomorrow.
72 eh.
Try Genesis 6-9. I'm feeling a Bingo-type coinky dinks coming on.
off for a lie down
love
hazel
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Comment number 76.
At 30th Jun 2009, Darce wrote:Blimey Haze - that is brilliant, how do you do it!! No end to your talents - poetry to scripture - awesome!
Darce x
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Comment number 77.
At 30th Jun 2009, Aliwesty wrote:Haze,
That was fab - made me chuckle. Well done, and very accurate too - LOL.
AliB
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At 30th Jun 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Ab Fab, Hazel.
Back to work for a rest eh, Darce. How were the little treasures?
Wish I was in your a/c office today!
Think I'll go for a drive and cool off.
Pen xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Bond007 wrote:No AC needed here, I don't the temps supposed to be much above the mid 70s.... could use a dehumidifier with all the rain we're having...LOL
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Comment number 80.
At 30th Jun 2009, hazel_love wrote:Why, thank you all. I do endeavour to give ultimate pleasure, and that is indeed what it says on my postcards which are conveniently placed in a telephone box near you.
Bondy, hope the noos is all good noos matey. Everything +d for you. Is most uncomfortable, but I'll cope.
Anyhoo, am off to the beach again WOO-HOO!!!
and yee-har see you all at 5.05
love
hazel
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At 30th Jun 2009, Darce wrote:Definitely back at work for a rest Pen! They were very good but 5 days and 5 nights was very hard work. Enjoyed it though and the weather was brillant which helped.
Yes even I appreciate the a/c today!!
Darce x
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Comment number 82.
At 30th Jun 2009, clodaghrubbish wrote:Nice one, Hazel!
Now hutch up a bit in that phone box.
Clodagh.xx
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Comment number 83.
At 30th Jun 2009, CrimboDeevs wrote:Have just booked hotel and train tickets for Bristol meet in September!
Woooo Hooooo!
Deevski
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And Josh Brookes in the locker with Johnny!
My window cleaner looks like Iggy Pop!!!
x x x x
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Comment number 84.
At 30th Jun 2009, U11733486 wrote:Ello again.......
Just back from 'ospital!!!!!!!!
WHATTA COINCIDENCE........... FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A wasn't gonna share me bad news terdee az a don't wanter bring the blog down or come across az looooking for sympathy or wallowing in self pity az am noot!!!!!!!!!!!
But CLP's theme of 'is show terdee.... aka 'Take My Breath Away' freaks me out!!!!!!!
A took me mother ter 'ospital last neet..... a left at 2.30am az they've kept 'er in..... the reason.... she's got lung problems and 'eart problems due to smokers disease!!!!!!!!
So terdee she's in the lung monitoring unit/ ward on oxygen for the next week!!!!!
Bit of a coincidence CLP's theme!!!!!!!!!!
Although this iz bad news.... actually it's good az she's been feeling very bad for the past month.... at least they'll 'elp me mum and she's in good 'ands!!!!!!
Plus best place ter be in a 'eat wave.... in an air conditioned abode!!!!!!!
So am being positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS Also on CLP's show....... 'Who Does Yer Window Cleaner Loook Like???'
Mine loooked like a burgular..... and unfortunately..... 'e waz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chow!
PPS ALL - Soz about me made blog lately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At 30th Jun 2009, U11733486 wrote:Actually a mean't noot 'Soz about me made blog' but a mean't 'Soz about me MAD blog!!!!!'
Soz, by accident, a 'it the 'E' key!!!!!!!!
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At 30th Jun 2009, Penny_Forem wrote:Bingo - sending best wishes to your Mum.
Hope she is up and about soonxx
Pen xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Bond007 wrote:All the best Bingo, hope your Mum gets well soon.....
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Comment number 88.
At 30th Jun 2009, Bond007 wrote:so following the theme of the show, what's for tea, supper, dinner (or whatever you call it) tonight?
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Comment number 89.
At 30th Jun 2009, B-sMum wrote:I've got a pic of my Elvis on my phone if someone can tell me how to get it on to my computer.
All the best for Mum Bingo xxx
Beezer xxx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Bond007 wrote:Beez, can you email from your phone?
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At 30th Jun 2009, U11733486 wrote:Ello - Thanks dudes for the mum get well sentimentations!!!!!!!!
'opefully she will last another 20 years!!!!!!
She 'as given up smoking so a good sign!!!!!!!!
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At 30th Jun 2009, Beanygreen wrote:Well done to her Bingo. My Mum gave up after smoking for more than 60 years and that was 7 years ago! She's still going strong. Hope your Mum feels better very soon.
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Comment number 93.
At 30th Jun 2009, untalentedmrripley wrote:Evenink - I would imagine that our window cleaner looks like.........well, I dunno. If he bothers coming once every six months we count ourselves lucky.
Hi Bondy - best wishes and luck as ever.
Bingo - sounds like you're doing all you can for your Mum, that support alone will give her a boost and mean the world to her.....Good on you mate.
Toodles
Rips
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At 30th Jun 2009, Bond007 wrote:Thanks rips..... I have my "informational" interview rescheduled for the forth time to this Thursday...... I have even applied for some positions in the UK, no feedback from them as yet...... I wish the process didn't take so long..
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At 30th Jun 2009, clodaghrubbish wrote:Evenin' Rips.
Howsitgoin' in Cork? Have you sussed the accent yet? And have you palled up yet with anybody called Finbarr?
Marvellous.
Clodagh.xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, untalentedmrripley wrote:Hey Bondy,
It does seem to be taking forever doesn't it.
Excuse my ignorance and also if you've already covered it - but what is an 'infornational' meeting?
I work in a completely different industry where words like 'it' and 'if' are deemed difficult!
Rips
FH
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At 30th Jun 2009, clodaghrubbish wrote:And Bondy.
How frustrating. All will be well though. You'll see. Because yous is a top bloke I'm finkin'. Good for you, keep at it.
Clodagh.xx
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At 30th Jun 2009, Bond007 wrote:Thanks Clodagh.
Rips, an informational interview is when you meet with a company representative in the hope that they may have a position in the future that may be a fit....... so you're not actually interviewing for a specific position... hope that makes sense....
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At 30th Jun 2009, untalentedmrripley wrote:Yo Clodagh,
I've just awoken from the lay down with a wet towel on me forehead that your earlier missive enforced.
I'm still a little wobbly.....
Cork is Grand as they say....probably the freindliest part of Ireland I've visited.
The guys working for us down here are from Margahfelt (or some such) near Belfast...and to be honest, that's proving to be more of an issue......
Today I've managed to work out that "Iadldee" actually means 'Aye that will do'...bonus!
No Finbarr's as of yet, and I've also got to find out where cousin Frank lives, like I promised me Mum.....but the draw of the hotel bar and nicely cooked slab of Beef
may mean that, that will have to wait until next week.
Did nip off early today though, and drove down to Kinslade and Sandy Cove....Oh for all town centres to be full of those sort of shops.....lovely!
Are still awake?
Rips
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At 30th Jun 2009, untalentedmrripley wrote:Just touting your wares then Bondy!
Worth touting I reckon, mate.
Rips
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