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Dom | 15:43 UK time, Wednesday, 26 July 2006

Hello, it's Carrie here...

As you know I'm a very horsy lady, why just 2 nights ago I went to the races and saw all of my friends. Usually straight after the show I meet up with Tabitha, Jessica and Veronica and we go to our favourite Pimms bar. Not that I endorse drinking, but if you do have to drink make it a posh one.

For anyone looking to break into the world of horses I can think of nothing better than going to a horse racing meeting. This isn't a meeting of horses this is actually a race event. Me and my girlfriends usually look for the jockey we fancy the most and ideally look to see if he's wearing our favourite colour which of course is pink. Then we place a 'bet'. This is where I get to meet commoners. They'll say things like "Hello love" and I'll say things like "there's 10 pounds my man". If the horse doesn't win don't fret just get daddy to buy you one.

Anyway got to go and play croquet. By the way Dom is by far the better journalist than I am. I can only aspire to be like him.

Tally ho
Carrie (Miss)

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  • 1.
  • At 07:27 AM on 10 Jan 2007,
  • mark greenwood wrote:

chris how can u not like shameless its the best funniest programme on tv by a mile..i thought it would be right up ur street that kind of programme..give it a chance mate i swear u will be hooked...

  • 2.
  • At 07:37 PM on 15 Dec 2006,
  • John Papworth wrote:

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED

1 . Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2 . Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3 . Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

  • 3.
  • At 08:15 PM on 13 Oct 2006,
  • Martin wrote:

Polocrosse is the way forward; fast, exciting & skillful!

  • 4.
  • At 05:45 PM on 05 Aug 2006,
  • ben wrote:

if you want something better than horse racing you should take a look at horseball by far the best sport on horseback

  • 5.
  • At 07:05 AM on 03 Aug 2006,
  • Dion wrote:

Dom...who said: "I could crush a grape", and "I could wrestle an action man"??????

Help needed.

  • 6.
  • At 03:54 PM on 02 Aug 2006,
  • Wayne Rooney wrote:

ggcfuchjyxgtxdtujcjfgcx i cant write tat ell i oni jus lerned t red an rit. wayyne

  • 7.
  • At 02:36 PM on 02 Aug 2006,
  • mark storey wrote:

this is very well Carrie but have spotted the mistake (clue look at picture)

  • 8.
  • At 11:18 AM on 02 Aug 2006,
  • Harry Potter wrote:

Hello Carrie (COUGH dom COUGH)
i luv u, just going to cast a spell bye Harry

  • 9.
  • At 08:56 AM on 02 Aug 2006,
  • alex carter wrote:

dom ur a legend!

  • 10.
  • At 11:05 PM on 01 Aug 2006,
  • Adam wrote:

Do you have a link to your Lily Allen rap "Piles"? :)

Thanks in advance
Adam

  • 11.
  • At 02:04 PM on 28 Jul 2006,
  • wrote:

I thought it was Carrie

  • 12.
  • At 02:10 PM on 27 Jul 2006,
  • Paul wrote:

Oh dear Dom you seem to have hit a nerve, I see Carrie has responded with a hard hitting reply to your posh horsey jibe.
Don't seem to be able to link to the blog to post comment so I guess you have p****d her off big time.
Aaaahhh, there there, come here Carrie, I'll give you a big hug and tell the big bad baldy, impressionist wannabe bloke to leave you alone....lol!!!!.

  • 13.
  • At 11:24 AM on 27 Jul 2006,
  • Dylan wrote:

Ouch! That was a bit harsh!!!

but Fair, harsh but fair!

  • 14.
  • At 07:51 AM on 27 Jul 2006,
  • Paul wrote:

Carrie I retract my previous statement of you being naturally beautiful. It's obviously the incredible work of cameras and make up. You have misled the public and look incredibly like a baldy old fart.


Just kidding!!!! nice one Dom.

  • 15.
  • At 09:31 PM on 26 Jul 2006,
  • Nikki wrote:

oooh, you are so mean!

But i like it!

x x x

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