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Ryan Dilley | 12:13 UK time, Thursday, 7 August 2008

If you're thinking of taking your baby to see The Dark Knight this weekend, it's probably best to ask any women in neighbouring seats: "Excuse me, are YOU Maura Crawley?"

I've recorded an interview with Maura and she is incensed that people should expose babies to movies. She admitted that she's on the verge of confronting parents and demanding that they explain themselves. POW! You've been warned.

Our doctor - while sympathising with parents - has backed up Maura. You're not being "negligent or cruel", he says, but get a baby-sitter. He predicts that in years to come 'parent and baby screenings' may be consigned to the same category as smoking over your child's cot. He does say some interesting things about sex scenes, though.

Meanwhile, on the other side of Gotham City, Chris is at a baby-friendly screening of The Dark Knight. He doesn't even want to see the film, and has slipped out to chase up another iPM story about muck.

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