Blog Jam
We've been having massive technical difficulties with this blog over the past week, so if you're reading this it's only thanks to the efforts of 大象传媒 boffins slaving under hot servers for days on end.
Those servers, by the way, seem to be housed in some underground complex in Wales. The actual location seems to be top secret. Presumably it holds all sorts of sensitive 大象传媒 information such as the name of the bloke (or bloke-ess)inside the Pudsey costume.
In any case I am having some trouble publishing photographs on this site. That's a shame because I wanted to show you a picture of some crabs that had been dumped in a lay-by on the A9. There were dozens of them.
This grim discovery was made by my friend Richard Melvin as he journeyed north to Inverness this morning. He tells me he stopped at Lay-by 100 to admire the view and almost fainted when he saw the piles of dead crabs.
How they got there remains a mystery, but all entertaining theories would be, well, entertained.