The Greatest Bad Song
All week you've been sending us bad lyrics, and we're going to make a proper song out of them. On Monday we'll reveal our masterpiece...
I've never had a girl make me feel this way, even though I had to pay (LL Cool J)
Everyday you're in my head, I want to have you in my bed (Basshunter)
I Look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh (Nickelback)
Cos your body ain't Pamela Anderson, and it's a struggle to get you in the caravan (Timbaland)
You can't go out if anyone calls you, you can't have a bath when there's no hot water (the enemy)
Carrots help us see much better in the dark, don't talk to girls they'll break your heart (the wombats)
I Love you like a fat kid loves cake (50 Cent)
I miss you like a child misses it's blanket (fergie)
I Love you like a fat kid loves cake (50 Cent)
What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her, what's she gonna look like with a chimney on her (Tamperer)
I use mouthwash, sometimes I floss (kate nash)
I messed my pants as I flew over france (busted)
What came first, the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin (Little Jackie)
Something kinda ooh, jumping on my tutu (girls aloud)
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains (shakira)
My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps (BEP)
I Love you like a fat kid loves cake (50 Cent)
I miss you like a child misses it's blanket (fergie)
I Love you like a fat kid loves cake (50 Cent)
What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her, what's she gonna look like with a chimney on her (Tamperer)
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