Paper Monitor
10:50 UK time, Tuesday, 8 January 2008
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Match the "new year, new you" fitness/mind-balance/good karma advice to the correct newspaper.
1. "The dark side of each of us, this withering inner voice, can be challenged... we can learn to correct the harshness and become our own best friend... This isn't new age twaddle... Think of the kindest person you know, the most encouraging teacher or the most loving mother... It's their voice you want to keep in your head."
2. "Age 45-55... Should you have the stomach and the wallet for it, now is a prime time to embrace plastic surgery... The aim should always be to look as though you have just returned from a lovely long holiday with lots of rest and good food - not as if you were caught bungee-jumping when the wind changed."
3. "Soldiers do a lot of press-ups - they are a key part of their military physical training."
4. "We're proud to pose in our undies... thanks to the [CENSORED SO AS NOT TO SPOIL THE FUN] diet"
5. "When you get home from work, or at the end of the normal day, stay upright and don't sit down for at least half an hour... Does it give you a different viewpoint?"
ANSWERS:
1- "Team Telegraph's" lifestyle adviser Lesley Garner (Daily Telegraph)
2 - Times beauty editor (sic) Sarah Vine
3 - The Guardian's "The Official British Army Fitness Programme"
4 - The Sun's "Lose Weight With Lorraine [Kelly]"
5 - The Independent's "No Diet Diet"
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