Wednesday's Quote of the Day
09:50 UK time, Wednesday, 30 April 2008
"He told me he was Ronaldo and I was just a street piranha" - Andre Ribeiro Albertino, the transvestive Ronaldo accidentally picked up.
Perhaps any charm was simply lost in translation? Ronaldo, the football superstar from Brazil seemingly acted out the age old male joke/ nightmare when he picked up a lady of the night after leaving a Rio nightclub. After getting a room in what has been described in some reports as a sex motel, the AC Milan player's new companion called two friends to join the fun... and only then did he discover that they were in fact men of the night. Ronaldo paid the trio to keep schtum but Andre Ribeiro Albertino (transvestite name: Andreia Albertini) called the police, saying Ronaldo hadn't paid the agreed fee for services. Ronaldo called it extortion, but headline writers rejoiced - the Times, for instance, ran with "Ronaldo girls all had men's tackle ".
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