Your Letters
16:25 UK time, Thursday, 3 April 2008
Monitor note: Due to a glut of workflow logistics issues, Wednesday's letters were not published. To make up for it, here is a bumper selection.
If only the caption competition was back I may have said "following a lengthy policy review process, Lauderdale officials implement their new approach to the war on cycling on the footpath".
Matt, Leeds, UK
Just for fun, seeing as there is no such thing as the caption competition, I am imagining the headline: North Lauderdale Authorities were noted for their harsh 'No Ball Games' penalties.
Gazardo, Stockport
If only the caption competition were back, I might say the beggar's decision to replace his "dog on string" is vindicated, as passers by genuinely check for spare change.
Richard Place, Barnstaple
If only the Caption Competition was back, then I would suggest: Monitor's excuses for its failure to publish Wednesday's letters get more and more far-fetched.
Graham Parsons, Frome
Has the letters page also been withdrawn? Will this now have to be published under a page entitled "If only the letters page were / was back?" The public demand to know...
Mel, Stuttgart
Presumably, involved calling in a plumber? Sorry, I'll get my spanner...
George, London, UK
Re , that's big of you, not everyone can admit it when they are wrong.
Simon, Milton Keynes
Do the passengers on board the really think they have the Dunkirk spirit? Was actually being at Dunkirk really like being on a cruise ship anchored off an exotic island?
Olly, London, UK
? Ah, the tabloid's journalists can rest easy again. Maybe The Mirror is to blame?
Rob, Birmingham, UK
What's this about "Nick Cleggover (copyright - the Sun)" in Wednesday's Paper Monitor? Us Indie readers got that on Tuesday from Pandora. More evidence of standards slipping at the ´óÏó´«Ã½...
Frederick Heath-Renn, London, UK
Monitor note: The Sun used Cleggover on Tuesday as well, so it may never be known who coined it first. But Tuesday's Sun first edition would have printed some time before the Independent.
So over 80% of newly built homes in the UK fail to meet their residents' needs? During the , we're told that "Andreas... sung a song to dedicate the circular structure we were about to build to the life-giving sun". Maybe this is what's missing from British construction work?
Kat Murphy, Coventry
Talk about a ...
Stuart, Croydon
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