Tuesday's Quote of the Day
"We will play football without you this summer" - Germany's Bild newspaper finally has a cutting riposte to all those beach towel gags.
After a Brit won compensation because his Greek holiday had too many Germans, the mass circulation Bild newspaper - which shares much of its DNA with the Sun - equalises with a guide to resorts overly-populated by the British, liberally spiced with gibes about drinking habits and penalty-taking ability. The paper adds that those keen to avoid Brits this summer should head for Austria and Switzerland... the hosts of Euro 2008. One-nil to the sun-lounger hoggers.