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The grassed supper

Lawn-mowner Lisa

Louvre (out)doors

Virgin Mary on toast, ha! Watch this...

Haughty culture

Portait of Lisa Ghardenny

Now that his apprenticeship was nearly over they'd soon let him have a go at hedges.

The enigmatic smile that says "Hoe, hoe, hoe"

Mona thought she'd got away with it, but someone grassed on her...

Nigel was about to realise the lawn mower boys were watching and waiting

Clip art

Does my mug look big in this?

He was the big man down the pub when he told them all he scored some really classic grass.

And this is where Victoria Beckham spent many hours sunbathing

"Don't forget to trim my goatee"

Trim not prim around the hedges!

Furious at their criticism, Leonardo left a message in weedkiller on the Academy's lawn

the gardener hoped no-one would notice Mona's comedy goatee

And this is where we found Lisa Gherardini's body - Leonardo, just a chalk outline will suffice!

Unfortunately the mole on her chin turned out not to be a type of skin blemish!

The protests against short socks at the golf club were getting out of hand

The Mona Lisa? It looks more like Kate Moss.

Clive was making good progress but feared her underarms would take most of the afternoon

Ars grassiest artist

Mown a Lisa

The Da Vinci Mowed

Very nice, but what time is kick off?

The lass is always greener...

Newly discovered crop circles suggest we are not the only intelligent lifeforms in the Universe...

"Please, please, please keep the dogs away from me!"

Very nice, but you were asked to mow the WHOLE lawn.

As the football season drew nearer, Wembley's head gardener wanted something a bit special for the season's opening match.

The Lords groundsman overreacts to criticism that there was no life in the test match pitch

Lop art

Grass for grass' sake

Dan Brown is caught in the act during a final desperate attempt rekindle interest in the Da Vinci code mystery.

Budget cuts force British Museum and Kew Gardens lawn staff consolidation

Lawn order

And something for the weekend?

Test of Fisons Lawn-green are only partially successful

Careful - you know what happened when Michelangelo tried that with David

Who's getting the shears in.

How green is my valley?

Yes, but carving 'Nick loves Carla' in a tree is just so pedestrian he thought

Careful there, look what you're almost kneeling on.

Oi - watch where you're putting your foot

Shearer scores with head.

'When they see this Scully, the world will have to believe in aliens.'
'No Mulder, just let it go!'

Oi! Are you looking at my sward?

Carlsberg don't do crop circles.

Picasso Gardening Services accused of plagiarism

Chris was a big believer in 'turf love'.

Tony Robinson gets there early to suprise the Time Team

High above, the pigeons waited..

That's ironic.......grass that's smoking!!

Gillette... the best a MONA can get...

Chris practised on his own hair first before moving on to Mona's

Nobody asked Mona and she was quite cut up about it.

Ha,ha,ha... this puts Mr Jones' striped lawn to shame!

Enigma variegation

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Fly- Mona Lisa

Chris's next project is the Bayeux Tapestry, once he finds a long enough patch of grass

Chris had to admit 'do something about the clover in the grass', did sound quite alot like 'do something clever in the grass'.

Keepsake off the grass

Never one to surrender to conformity, Da Vinci did his utmost to avoid asking if she was going anywhere nice on her holidays this year

Lord Snootington's cows were very particular about what they ate.

... and I only came in for a quick trim

The French have never really gotten what a good lawn should look like.

The restorers unearthed an original Lawnardo Da Vinci.

Ian Ardo de Finchley creates his classic 'Fauna Pizza'.

"An artist's impression you say? Hmmm, that's one oddly shaped artist"

A snip of the nipple fails to raise a smile.

Here, do you want to come back to my place and see my clippings?

Edward Scissorhands Lawn Care Service, may I help you?

Dandy Leon-ardo

She's no soil painting

nice grass, shame about the face

'Homes For Fathers' campaigner Chris Naylor puts the finishing touches to his Caroline Flint grass mural before rotivating his back garden.

...but the council assured local residents that the perpetrator would be sent back to the site to mow over the inexcusable mess

Like Greta Garbo, all Mona wanted was 'to be a lawn'.

In a shocking coincidence, David Cameron's gardener reports his lawn mower stolen.

Going anywhere nice on yer holidays, luv ?

Water diviner finds oil

Lawn artist is out standing in his field.

Less of a smile now, more a forlawn look.

And as the gate swung open, the flock of sheep began to graze..

Even after getting into grass, auld Lisa found it difficult to smile!

The grass may be good, but she's not as green as she's cabbaged looking.

Mona Lisa to Chris: "you've missed a bit..."

Actually I'm a Turf Accountant and this is my lunch hour.

Too much lawn fertilisa?

Compulsory work for job-seekers begins with man cutting out grass graffiti.

She'll soon be pushing up the daisies.

CCTV footage casts doubt on 'miraculous' apparition.

If there's a hosepipe ban, that'll soon di Ser Piero

As the nation-wide strike by landscape gardeners enters it's third week, the reserve portrait gardeners are deployed to counter the ever-worsening crisis.

If there's a hospipe ban, you'd better hope for rain essence

Lady Garden

Don't be fooled by the smile, underneath she's a real sod.