Paper Monitor
13:28 UK time, Monday, 15 September 2008
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Sweet. Noel Edmonds and one of his orbs (right) - "little bundles of positive energy" that follow him around and he believes represent his late parents.
The Times reports that the former Noel's House Party presenter says these are invisible to the naked eye, but do appear in digital photos. But the article was illustrated with a still from his interview on the Breakfast sofa.
Fascinated, Paper Monitor decided to take a wander through its digital picture archive to check out his theory. First to be pulled from the vaults was this picture above. Edmonds 1, sceptics O.
Meanwhile, the woe of holidaymakers continue. Also in the Times, Alitalia's spokeswoman plays down fears the airline is struggling to pay its fuel bills. "Don't worry. We won't be seeing thousands of sunburnt Brits in shorts camping in the airports."
No, but in the Daily Mail there are sunburnt Brits in their swimsuits in St Lucia.
If Paper Monitor had the misfortune to be stranded on a sunshine break, rest assured it too would choose an inappropriately skimpy bikini/tankini/mankini from its vast collection in which to pose for Fleet St photographers.
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