Your Letters
16:29 UK time, Monday, 8 September 2008
Disappointed to see the use of a "headline comma" in place of an "and" on the today ("Hugging, stroking benefits fractious chimps"). I just can't take them seriously after the classic Onion headline "Area Man Waxes Lyrical, Truck".
Paul T, Manchester
I know fuel prices are rising, but is a little extreme.
Stuart, Croydon
Am I getting old or have the couple in the photograph in gone some way beyond mere "flirting"?
David Richerby, Leeds, UK
Oh no, I hope no goods destined to or from me are . Remember the ?
Robin, Herts, UK
The scientists at here - if the LHC doesn't destroy space-time they will be proved right, if it does, it will happen at the speed of light, so there will be no time for them to say sorry.
Dave, Walsall UK
If the world were to end on Wednesday, it will be quite sad and probably typical of Manchester City's luck - all that money and the world ending before they get a chance to win anything.
Omosare Omogbagi, Leeds
Apparently the "Big Bang" occurred when a group of scientists in a previous universe tried out their new particle accelerator. Roll on Wednesday.
Chris, Tokyo, Japan
Is Bill Nighy nigh? And if he's not, could he be prosecuted under the Trades Descriptions Act?
James, Stockport
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