Your Letters
Paper Monitor's gender is finally revealed. Definitely a man, the dreadlocks and beard are a dead giveaway. If PM is in fact a woman, I can't apologise enough.
Gina, Durham
So the identity of Paper Monitor is finally (nearly) revealed - it's either the Mona Lisa or Jesus.
Shiz, Cheshire, UK
All bets now off, Paper Monitor is revealed as Comedian Ross Noble.
Caroline, Southend, Essex
More nominative determinism? A Dr MacDonald talking about . Just a pity his first name isn't Ronald.
Dave Barrance, Dublin, Ireland
Revealed! So Paper Monitor is... er... definitely human. Almost certainly. And has hair, or a wig. Or a long brown hat. There is a suggestion of two eyes, so probably not a pirate. And unless Paper Monitor is particularly hairy, s/he wears clothes, so not a nudist. Surely that's enough information for us to work out who Paper Monitor really is?
The Bob, Glasgow
I hate to be a pedant, but regarding Rich from Bristol (Monday letters) and his reworking of the Thundercats theme tune - shouldn't it be West, West, Westward HO!
JoeA, London
Reading Hollie B's letter (Monday letters) without having read the article it related to, I imediately thought "De-ne-de-ne-de-ne-nah-naaaah" was the theme tune to Batman... was it just me or did any one else think that too?
Laurence, London
Regarding , when can I expect to start start receiving spam with offers to increase the length of my ring finger?
Simon Robinson, Birmingham, UK
Anyone else misread ? Oops.
Stuart Taylor, Bromley, Kent
I can't have been the only one to breathe a sigh of relief after tentatively clicking on with one hand shielding my eyes. Fortunately the story wasn't as eye-watering as the headline implied.
Jon Argles, Bristol, UK