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Joanna Lumley was too late for the main annual reunion of the Ghurka Regiment, but..........

How did Hazel Blears get out of Salford?

Bill Turner rode to his local on a Zebra but how did the monkey get there?

Where did the minister keep his blank expense claim forms ? They ....

How did Gazza transport cash on his most recent departure fron The Priory?

What do the ´óÏó´«Ã½ do with the left over License Fee money?

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What did Obama's secret service agents do with the 3rd Airborne Regiment's Coach after it left Omaha beach?

What did James Purnell do after he had sent his ministerial chauffer packing.

What happened to David Cameron's bike when the tories left to celebrate the county council results?

REporter ' Sparky Johnson, you were the first civilan to land on the beaches on D-Day How did it happen?'
Sparky ' Well the Yanks said Com'on we got some Nylons for your wife and daughter, so we just..............

Gordon Brown was so upset at the hammering his party had taken in the council elections that he arranged a team-bonding exercise with his cabinet colleagues. Gordon left first and the others ...

As Gordon Brown left No 10 in his replacement car a robin reliant,the newly formed cabinet

When Lawrence employed the landlord for The King's Head his partner....

zebra

When Gordon Brown was convinced to step down, he was...

Headache tablet salesmen ........FOLLOWED IN A LORRY ON THE FIRST PUB OUTING

how did Aussie find out about Andrew Symonds drinking problems?

How did Gregs deliver John Prescott all of his pies?

How did the English Cricket Team overcome a shortage of Taxis
in the West Indies ?

The first elephant-back pub crawl was expected to go well, but in case of unexpected deposits, his keeper and a shovel..........

Boris Johnson cycled as usual but his car

How did Michelle Obama accompany her husband on his tour of Bavarian Beer festivals?

Sir Peter Viggers' ducks had come to the sorry conclusion that all the media attention had been about their modestly-priced pavilion, so they were secretly pleased when after turning to drink they were what?

A faulty boiler would not keep him away. George and Henry set off excitedly, Thomas...

How did Eton College honour a promise to parents that gcse students would not go missing after their final exams?

What did the week's crop of former Cabinet Ministers do when someone suggested going for a beer but they could not all fit in the car? They...

How does the average A-level student celebrate the end of their exams?

While Prince Charles headed off to the Normandy beaches in first class comfort, The Queen ....

Which way, pray, was gay, they say, pursued by dray?

The England cricket team travelled by luxury coach and enjoyed a few beers on the way to the ground. But how were Freddie Flintoff's beer cans transported?

Obesity in the elderly is requiring a rethink in their mobility devices. How did the OAP cake eating club tackle this?

Prince Edwards bodyguards were asked to maintain a lower profile during his recent trip to Canada after the first few days. Was this because they had:
A. Dressed as Red Indians?
B. Rode Harley Davidson 'Hogs'?
C. Followed in a lorry on the first pub outing?

Susan Boyal was the surprise new edition to the Girls Aloud line up but she could not fit in the limo to their first gig. How did she get there?

After a successful general election and with the car in for an M.O.T. David Cameron ensured that, whilst he made the journey by bicycle, his documents and briefcase...

the chicken refused to cross the road but...........

Gordon Brown saved the world and his cabinet

Using her new NHS hearing aid, Maude distincly heard the man utter the words "Swallowing a lolly with a thirst and shouting". What did he actually say?

How did Gordon Brown tag along to Jacqui Smith's Home Office leaving do now no-one will sign off any MP expenses?

Susan Boyle.....

The whole cabinet

Times are clearly hard at Anfield with over £36M being paid in interest on loans.

Cut backs have meant that post season social gatherings have been somewhat austere. Not only have the venues for such events been chosen for their value, rather than their kudos, but the players have been required to make their own way there (albeit in their Bentleys & Ferraris), and the coaching staff ..........

After YET another Minister had resigned from the Cabinet and left Downing Street a furious Gordon Brown...................

Earlier today it was revealed what the drink related incident was that caused Andrew Symonds to be sent home ahead of the World Twenty20. Apparently when Team Australia left in the team coach for a pre-match celebration, Symonds was left behind in the hotel. In the absence of any other form of transport he ........

What did Bill Tracey's wife do to transport the zebra after the journey?

Where was David Cameron's briefcase this time?

So how exactly did the three wise men use the star to get to the stable ?

What happened to the motorway service station manager after admitting his previously hidden homosexuality in the boozer?

Susan Boyle lost another talent contest. She came in 2nd place, once again to a dance troupe with a random name. What was it?

In order to remain inconspicuous Barak Obama's security team did what when he toured Germany?

THE PIES FOLLOWED IN A LORRY ON THE FIRST PUB OUTING

Bill Turner rode to the pub on a zebra named Zebedee. What did his wife Tracy do?

Having successfully loaded up the newly opened "wandering watering hole" the staff.........

Although a 27-year old homosexual man, Simon had not yet come out of the closet to his parents. He decided to tell them his secret over a meal at The Rose & Crown. His truck driving partner Norman......

What form of travel did Peter Tatchell select after declaring that the Red Lion was out of the closet?

How did all the Labour Councillors left in the country go to their post-election jolly with Gordon?

What did the Queen insist that Harry and Wills did on a recent night out on the razz to ensure she kept her street cred in tact?

EDDIE STOBART

Alan Sugar had a nice day out. He was conveyed in his Rolls to get an 'enterprize' job from Gordon Brown. Sir Alan had his remaining apprentices in tow. As a task for the program, they had to make their own arrangements, so they...