Your Letters
? It could only be... Mr Wood!
Basil Long, Nottingham
I was just thinking it's been a while since we've seen Drunk Girl... so imagine my surprise on hunting out an and seeing you-know-who at 3.21.
Joe, Salford, UK
On Thursday we were told that . On Tuesday we were told that there's been . I was expecting the financial recovery to take longer than five days.
Tony, Epsom, UK
My humble submission for most pointless ´óÏó´«Ã½ News video of the day goes to - oh look, a bird flying past.
Roobinski, Belfast
Chickens in the post! As a onetime Kansas farmboy, I can assure Web Monitor that hatcheries do indeed send ventilated boxes of new chicks through the post. A minimum order applies so they can keep themselves warm in transit. I'm struggling for a pun, but no doubt someone higher up the pecking order can think of one.
Robert MacRae, Manchester, England
Ambassador, you are spoiling us with nominative determinism.
Kat Gregg, Coventry