Your Letters
Clearly Justie (Monday's Letters) has never seen Poltergeist.
Si, Leeds
as to Paper Monitor's demographic!
I am also reminded of an advert from the 1950s that claimed, "Dubonnet does not affect the liver." One wonders whether that would stand up to scientific rigour.
Stelio Passaris, York, UK
Now don't get me wrong, I like it when visual aids are used in articles to help me understand things but do we really need ? Is there a danger of people getting shirts and trousers confused that I'm unaware of?
Anna, Ipswich
Does pass Hamish's all-noun test?
Lee, Birmingham
Now, far be it for me to criticise the long arm of the law, but, if someone was sending me from the relatively comforting distance of 120 miles away, I'd be more than a little concerned at the constabulary's choice of location for questioning.
Nik Edwards, Aylesbury
Knowsley Safari Park manager David Ross doesn't know a lot about baboons if he thinks breaking into car roof boxes is new. We saw this about 30 years ago at Longleat when a couple of newly-weds were thrilled to see all the monkeys on "our car", but less thrilled when one ran off wearing a wedding dress.
Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales