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Early attempts at a Scottish design for a parachute were surprisingly successful..

Flatulence, the unspoken problem with haggis.

The Chippendales in Scotland are known as Off-Kilter

Hang on, where's Hamish disappeared to..

Dale sniggered, knowing full well that the tartan parachute would never work, and the chilly Scottish air would embarass Chip for months to come.

Well at least collar and cuffs match.

You may take our vests, but you will never take our boxers...oh...no...hang on...

Big Mac and Chippendale

Burke and Hare: The Early Years, when it was just butterflies they collected..

It took more than a world caber shortage to stop Hamish

Train spotters were disappointed that reported sightings of 'The Flying Scotsman' were found to be innaccurate. Their wives weren't :)

Throughout Scotland people were throwing themselves off tall buildings at the thought that the Haggis could be English after all...

I hope Angus is wearing his pants today!

Air Soles? Oh! That's not what I thought you said.

" Is this a dagger I see before me?"

The Eagles cheerleaders would be a formidable foe, but the lads were ready

Until then, Jock had never believed Angus was a true Scot.

Or just
Burke and Hare: The Early Years

Hank thought he'd caught swine flu, but it was altogether something else...

The Scottish Football League's latest plan to get more women to take part in "Spot the Ball" competitions was a complete success

So that's what they mean by the Edinburgh Fringe.

The Chippendales demonstrate a new caber in an attempt to get more female participation in the sport.

The Weather Girls wish finally comes true

Saddling up the pink elephant had been bad enough...

Tossing McCabe

Forgot the credit card to buy shirts, but being treated a sex object by hundreds of ogling women - priceless.

Forgot the credit card to buy shirts, but being treated as a sex object by hundreds of ogling women - priceless.

You to should rely on the Full Monty's Python flying cirque truss.

It's no good, she still doesn't see us

Diedre! Diedre!
Wake up dear! We've arrived!
Here we are the Edinburgh museum of furniture.

R.X.

Now that's no way to spell YMCA

Funding cuts affect Scotland's chances in the gymnastic hoops

"Young man! There's no need to feel down..."

Chippendales dance to remix of "Freedom" by Wham! and "Freedom!" as exclaimed by Mel Gibson in Braveheart

Mind you, I'm not complaining, but when I said I wanted a whisky straight up, I actually meant neat.

Even atop Arthur's Seat, he could still look up and see Arthur's seat...

Scottish guys have definitely got better looking since I was last there!

(I'm allowed to say this, I'm Scottish :))

When Aunt Gladys realised there'd been a mix up with the antique furniture order, she decided to keep quiet.

I know it's only Hibernian, but I'm damned if I'm paying the full admission price, I think we just scored.

The Scottish parachute was destined to fail, and Frankie winced as Darren requested he pull the emergency lever...

Chippendale was famous for his tall boys.

There was no future in the furniture trade. Chippendale had gone into exotic dancing whilst Sheraton had gone into hotels.

I didn't think it was too serious to begin with, but that swelling on my big toe grew into the most enormous clone.

Scots Wha-hayyyyy!

Having seen the success that the English had placing lifelike model children beside main roads the SNP set about placing lifelike model highlanders all along the border to keep the sassenachs out

MOD cutbacks leave Scottish Parachute Regiment short of equipment

That's alright, dear, you go see the Tattoo, and I'll just stay here and play cards

Hey Gus, reckon we need another lad to make it a 3 man cheerleading team ...... me thumbs are really hurting now

US finally succumbs to pleasures of Porage Oats

(I can say this I'm Scottish and still live there)

Helium implants have their drawbacks.

'Catch me Hamish'

Scotland's interest in English cricket "unprecedented"

after successfully photoshopping the wire away, Hamish was having a lot of trouble getting the legs just right.

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Actually, after last night's gig with the Notting Hill WI, everything's worn

If I'm the caber, then you're the toss3r.

Spot the pair of Sassenachers

Scotsman become first mime to escape the invisible box.

After his golfing weekend, Harry was glad to get out of his green Lycra

Scotsman becomes the first mime to escape the invisible box

A tartan. Another one.

Theirs was a brief(Highland)fling.

Dancers misunderstand instructions for "Strip the Willow"

Suddenly, Mel Gibson realised where he'd gone wrong in 'Braveheart' - his costume department had forgotten the authentic starched collar and cuffs

A great view of Arthur's Seat, Edinburgh.

A fringe show? Highly likely in that mini-kilt.

Ryanair breaks new ground in low-cost flights.

Hold Ricky

Edinburgh University students discover that finger tip strength is directly proportional to the amount of armpit odour

Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie ...

Sadly,the performance was cancelled due to a fractured sporran caused by a bad fall at warm-up.

Chippendale demonstrates how he'd got rid of his girlfriend.
He'd Teuchter.

Chip shape in Bristol Fashion

Campbell looked up and saw it was Sean.

Have you got signal yet?

got you!

A Chip off the old jock

The Chippendales were staying at the Sheraton

ouuchhh, leave my toes alone!

Hang in there, Harry. The top of the photo frame could disintegrate at any moment.

Invisible trapezes can be a b_gger to find

The Scottish Nationalist Party's low budget mission to Mars got off to a promising start

And this is for the ´óÏó´«Ã½'s '10 things we didn't know last week" ... in Roman numerals

I hear you're getting married in a kilt, What's your tartan?
She'll be wearing white.

When they said "You take the high road & I'll take the low road" I'm not sure this was what they had in mind.

After the success of Natalie Cassidy's diet video, Alex Salmond starts to publicise his

You love keeps lifting me higher than I've ever been lifted before.

Your love keeps lifting me higher than I've ever been lifted before.

Correction

Rabbie Burns?

No, just carpet.

The Krankies new fitness video, try it and see the difference!

Despite only consisting of one letter, Edinburgh's answer to Los Angeles' Hollywood sign was far more popular, especially with the ladies

A deep fried Mars bar helps you work rest and play.

It's official: The English have secretly replaced Hadrian's wall with a 20 foot high wall of glass!
All attempts to scale the structure have so far proved impossible, even with a decent leg up from a friend !

Unfortunately, the Chippendales' style was more Hollywood than Holyrood

Touchstone pictures proudly present: Chip'n'Dale's Big Scottish Adventure

Cutbacks meant that the newly formed Scottish Parachute Regiment were denied all the kit they needed for Afghanistan

MacTavish's anti-grvaity toe massage was a great success

MacTavish's anti-gravity toe massage was a great success

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She said she'd only sleep with me when male chauvinist pigs fly.

"Come doon, Hamish. D'ye want 'em all ta see what's worn under yon kilt wi'oot payin'?"