Your Letters
15:26 UK time, Monday, 26 October 2009
Can anyone tell me why the NHS feels the need to advertise? Surely if you're ill you have no choice but to use them? Our local hospital just spent yet another £4,000 on advertising in our local paper - WHY??
Lesley McLaren, Chester, England
Regarding I can go one better... two million and one from his dad.
Martin Comer, London UK
Unless her knees are turned back-to-front, "Drunk Girl" isn't prostrate (Paper Monitor, Monday): she is supine.
The Pedant , London
Re: 10 things number 10... are we talking five past three? Ten past?
Basil Long, Nottingham
Dan from Derby (Friday's letters): You fool! That's just what they want you to think! Don't you realise that the entire modus operandi of HMRC is to overcharge by just a few pounds here and there so that people will think that it's not worth the trouble of claiming it back?
Adam, London, UK
Another day, . Careful, Aunty Beeb, people might start making comparisons with the Daily Express and Princess Diana...
Darren, London
Re: . Bring back the Kunzle cake (please!!) - one happy childhood memory that I'd love to be able to revisit.
John E, Southampton, U.K.
Wouldn't that be... Texmex food?
Sarah, London
The Beautiful People website (Monday's Quote) is a terrific idea. I'll post a picture of a handsome hunk with flowing coiffeured locks and a rippling muscled torso, only to find that the 'partner of my dreams' has been similarly duplicitous and her picture of a radiant, toned and lively Ms Perfect was sent in by a seventy year old overweight asthmatic granny with a triple, hairy, chin and dentures. What fun! What an essential service!
Mark, Reading
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