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17:56 UK time, Friday, 30 October 2009
Now, is what I call work experience.
Ralph, Cumbria
I thought the quote of the day was spot on. Most people have no idea what keeps a plane in the air, so having them praying rather than screaming is a much better option. I have joked with several airlines that if 100 years ago I had suggested that we lock people up in metal cylinders with fireworks attached to them, fired them into the air and that they would pay for the privilege, they'd think I was mad.
John Airey, Peterborough, UK
Re : do cats break wind?
Maisy, Milton Keynes
Ah Halloween approaches again and I'm almost looking forward to it again. It's my one and only opportunity to ply all the neighbourhood's little darlings with the most E-number-laden sweets I can find, in the gleeful hope that they will be oh so hyper and badly-behaved by bedtime.
BWAAHHH HAAAAAA HAAAAAA!
Fi, Gloucestershire, UK
"But an industry spokesman said it was not gravely concerned about [to start selling coffins]..."
I think I died a little inside when I read that.
Caro, Lincolnshire
Winner of the Caption Competition! Yeah, baby - we are the champions!!
About the kudos. I know it's only a small amount but I would really appreciate it if you could let the Scouts handle it. I'd hate it to get spilt during a game of no-look basketball.
Decoyman, Wallingford, UK
Re : This could be construed as an all noun headline, although if it is, I'm not sure I want to think too much about what "Straw ends" are in that context.
Adam, London, UK
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