Your Letters
I feel sorry for the . There is only one type of scandal pun his name lends itself to...
Tom Webb, Surbiton, UK
To follow on yet again the discussion (Wednesday letters), my late father-in-law, born and reared in Ohio, used hoofs and roofs as his plurals, but didn't pronounce them as I would. In his case they rhymed with "woofs".
Peter Bradford, Maryland, USA
Re: "". Games also permit me to be an Italian plumber in a red suit, riding a motorbike, bouncing over a mushroom field while shooting tortoise shells at a crocodile. Should we proclaim "cruelty to animals allowed in child's computer game"?
Dan , Derby
Did any other monitorites immediately "bruxise" after reading 10 things this week?
Fleur, London
"One of the twins said: 'It's been the greatest experience of my life. We're here every single weekend on live television having the greatest time of our life.' The other chipped in with: 'It's, like, deadly. It's, like, so cool.'"
I'm guessing the reporter .
Ivan, Middlesbrough, UK
Seriously? No Finding Nemo reference with story?
Joseph Ball, London, UK
Are all grandparents... that would be a twist, eh?
Conradder (from the Magazine's )
Monitor: Our apologies for the absence of Friday's letters.