Weekly Bonus Question
Welcome to the Weekly Bonus Question.
Each week the news quiz 7 days 7 questions will offer an answer. You are invited to suggest what the question might have been.
Suggestions should be sent using the COMMENTS BOX IN THIS ENTRY. Any answers submitted using the "Send us a letter" form on the right will be summarily ignored.
And since nobody likes a smart alec, kudos will be deducted for predictability in your suggestions.
This week's answer is CHEESE AND BISCUITS AND MALTESERS.
UPDATE 1557 GMT: The correct question is how does the world's oldest dog - a Beagle cross named Lulu, 147 in dog years - end her meals with?
Of your woefully and deliberately wrong suggestions, we liked:
- Ben's In 1 Corinthians 13 what was Jesus' reserve list?
- Grace's What ingredients are needed to make an EPIC cheesecake?
- MorningGlories' What new additions to the vending machine caused a stampede among IT staffers?
- dom's Fed up with all the bad publicity, what has Bob Geldof re-named his children?
- potholes_in_my_lawn's What did I "cook" my wife for Valentine's Day?
- Yashi's What would make Ready Steady Cook worth watching?
- slimbo's What is the name of the sequel to Ian Dury's biopic Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll?
- FilboidStudge's Given the current recession, what are now the new first, second, and third wedding anniversary gifts?
- And TheCoachman's You know an Oscar acceptance speech is coming to an end when the winner gets around to thanking what?
Thanks to all who entered.
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At 26th Feb 2010, rogueslr wrote:So what else doesn't go towards my five a day?
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At 26th Feb 2010, rogueslr wrote:What does a five year old consider to be a balanced diet?
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At 26th Feb 2010, BaldoBingham wrote:And next week on Freaky Eaters guess what Mr Jones only consumes?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:What wouldn't scan in The Sound of Music's "My Favourite Things"?
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At 26th Feb 2010, BaldoBingham wrote:What three things don't you want to find in bed?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:What has recently applied to join the European Community?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:What are the three main euphemisms used by nursing staff on the geriatric ward?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:What are little boys also not made of?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:What is the added inducement to attend the Church cheese-and-wine party?
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At 26th Feb 2010, LaurenceLane wrote:What three ingredients are the research teams of Kraft and Cadbury trying to combine?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Rob Falconer wrote:Why is Dawn French's "Diet My Way" so popular?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:What do you find in a cheese-and-wine party in Valleta?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:What was my wife's Christmas list ("but forget the cheese and biscuits")?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Nick Fowler wrote:What did I also find when looking for the remote at the back of the sofa?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Paris Hilton's new coffee service?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:What do Steven Moffat's new Doctor Who monsters resemble?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Candace9839 wrote:What are the air tight containers for, Mr Fawlty?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Crufts after show party?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:What gives Lulu the longevity to keep on singing Shout even at the age of 61?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Candace9839 wrote:Wallace discusses world peace?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:Buffet Freud
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At 26th Feb 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:What plot line ended up being cut from the Wizard of Oz?
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At 26th Feb 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Who let the dogs pout?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:What defines Haute Cuisine in Glasgow?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Valerie Ganne wrote:What you get when nodding to "You want Fry's with that?"
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At 26th Feb 2010, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:The Weather Underground was a doddle. The real menace to society was actually found to be what?
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At 26th Feb 2010, LaurenceLane wrote:What did Gordon send Alistair as a peace offering?
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At 26th Feb 2010, rogueslr wrote:What's worth more than Portsmouth FC?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Raven Clare wrote:For choc absorbers?
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At 26th Feb 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:When the police were called to the retirement village after complaints of Glenn Miller tunes blaring, what did they take into custody?
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At 26th Feb 2010, rogueslr wrote:What best describes the feedback from a Prius's brakes?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Raven Clare wrote:Strange breadfellows?
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At 26th Feb 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:What do the latest rumours about Richard Gere involve?
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At 26th Feb 2010, rogueslr wrote:What did Noddy bribe PC Plod with to let him off the speeding ticket?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Frankonline wrote:As a protest to the take over of Cadburys by Kraft, what foods do you suggest I give up ?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Raven Clare wrote:"Hello, is that you, Mildred? Look, I've almost finished the shopping, but what's this CABAM at the bottom of your list?"
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At 26th Feb 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Focus of the marketing campaign for the Chelsea Flower Show this year?
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At 26th Feb 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:But the Rolls was doing twice the speed limit, Sir?
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At 26th Feb 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Hot fashion terms for next year's LFW?
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At 26th Feb 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:What started the riot after running out of dijon mustard?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Raven Clare wrote:What's on the menu at the Dibley Church Buffet?
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At 26th Feb 2010, BeckySnow wrote:Quick dinner party menu from Delia Smith's 'Can't Be Arsed' TV series.
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At 26th Feb 2010, DT_Smitten wrote:What's on the menu at the Simon Cowell wedding reception?
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At 26th Feb 2010, rogueslr wrote:What was tucked into the lining of Michael Foot's jacket?
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At 26th Feb 2010, BeckySnow wrote:The three most popular nicknames in the Hell's Angels.
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At 26th Feb 2010, Pendragon wrote:What are the three most popular things for dogs to say after "sausages"?
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At 26th Feb 2010, BeckySnow wrote:Sponsors of 'Loose Women' in the Home Counties.
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At 26th Feb 2010, Pendragon wrote:And now we come to the reading of the will - being a banker, I'm afraid he took it with him, and all that's left are ...
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At 26th Feb 2010, Pendragon wrote:Despite much consumer research, what new confectionery line didn't sell as well as predicted?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Pendragon wrote:What did Lloyds squander its £6.3 billion loss on?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Pendragon wrote:After Derby named a road after Lara Croft, what did the local parish council decide to rename the main road through Dibley after?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Paul Wareham wrote:What are the only things still being made at Cadburys' British factories?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Aidan wrote:apart from these what other items has Gordon Brown thrown at his staff whilst not bullying them.
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At 26th Feb 2010, FilboidStudge wrote:Given the current recession, what are now the new first, second, and third wedding anniversary gifts?
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At 26th Feb 2010, eddie-george wrote:My wife sent me to the shops for milk, bread, tea, nappies, and washing-up liquid, but what I did come back with instead?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Pendragon wrote:What does Wallace's shopping list consist of?
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At 26th Feb 2010, BeckySnow wrote:All that's needed to make a crazy golf course for your Barbie dolls.
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At 26th Feb 2010, Donald Barker wrote:What does Ashley cole consider to be the food of love?
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At 26th Feb 2010, BeckySnow wrote:Three elements in MasterChef's 'Identify the Ingredients' test?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Daniel Pringle wrote:As part of the Bullying allegations by Mr Brown what did Gordon apparently ban his staff from eating?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:How do you bribe a WPC?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Why did Wayne Rooney think the Queen had awarded him the CBM?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:You know an Oscar acceptance speech is coming to an end when the winner gets around to thanking what?
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At 26th Feb 2010, FilboidStudge wrote:After mastering "sausages", what three new words will Esther Rantzen's dog attempt to pronounce?
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At 26th Feb 2010, FilboidStudge wrote:What three items do survival experts agree should be carried at all times in case of emergency?
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At 26th Feb 2010, TheSamePeopleAlwaysGetPicked wrote:Here's my ingredients for Ready Steady Cook... see what you can make with these.
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At 26th Feb 2010, BeckySnow wrote:GCSE physics question - which will travel fastest when blown with a drinking straw?
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At 26th Feb 2010, staggy_boy wrote:What is the most unfortunate name in the world?
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At 26th Feb 2010, BeckySnow wrote:Munchies in Malta.
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At 26th Feb 2010, Maximus Prime wrote:"Minnie Mouse denies pregnancy rumours!"
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At 26th Feb 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Having accidentally turned over two pages of her recipe book, from what ingredients did Nigella make supper?
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At 26th Feb 2010, FilboidStudge wrote:After death and taxes, name three other certainties of life…
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At 26th Feb 2010, Maximus Prime wrote:Michael Winner slams northern cuisine after a meal of..
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At 26th Feb 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Tesco apologises for its East European staff putting items on the shelves in alphabetical order correctly, but in Polish?
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At 26th Feb 2010, BeckySnow wrote:What three things photographed together on a packet warrant the words 'serving suggestion'.
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At 26th Feb 2010, Magictorchjamie wrote:What were Messrs Brown and Darling's weapons of choice? (Spending cuts, sadly)
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At 26th Feb 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:What are a Glaswegian fish-and-chip shop's healthy deep-fried options?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:What will attract a new VAT rate of only 5% (everything else 45%)?
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At 26th Feb 2010, philip low wrote:What did John Terry give up for Lent?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:What lesser-known parties were held rebelliously in Boston in the eighteenth century?
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At 26th Feb 2010, dom wrote:Fed up with all the bad publicity, what has Bob Geldof re-named his children ?
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At 26th Feb 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:What and who really killed Roger Rabbit in the larger conspiracy?
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At 26th Feb 2010, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Congratulations, you've just won our economy package holiday?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Maximus Prime wrote:What do conspiracy theorists believe the supposed lunar samples to be composed of?
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At 26th Feb 2010, MorningGlories wrote:Life on Mars?
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At 26th Feb 2010, MorningGlories wrote:What did a raid of the lockers at the health food retreat turn up?
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At 26th Feb 2010, cayennepepa wrote:What would Amy Williams' skeleton bob have been made of in 2014, had she not won gold in Vancouver?
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At 26th Feb 2010, FilboidStudge wrote:Note to self: refresh more frequently to avoid those embarrasing canine-vocabulary faux pas with pendragon, oh, and don't forget Tescos shopping.
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At 26th Feb 2010, MorningGlories wrote:You've never actually made sausage before have you?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Leah Jessep wrote:The Hotel Inspector makes a grim discovery..
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At 26th Feb 2010, Leah Jessep wrote:Stan thought the Butlin's menu need more work..
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At 26th Feb 2010, Leah Jessep wrote:Blue Peter is hit by the recession?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Ben wrote:In 1 Corrinthians 13 what was Jesus' reserve list?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Leah Jessep wrote:A new addition to West Wallaby Street?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Leah Jessep wrote:The last bid for Portsmouth F.C?
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At 26th Feb 2010, bigsimon7280 wrote:what else will turn children into raging psychpaths according to the government now that magazines and phones have been blamed?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Leah Jessep wrote:Gourmet dining at the Chatsworth estate?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Leah Jessep wrote:The Freegan cookbook was a huge hit with?
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At 26th Feb 2010, Rob Cartwright wrote:Apple finally announce what the new generation of i-phones will be made out of ...
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At 26th Feb 2010, Skipg wrote:What foodstuffs have scientists discovered to be most effective in combatting strokes and heart attacks?
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