Your Letters
My frying pan with four from the same box - all I could fit in the pan, but all six in the carton had two yolks each. They were Colombian Blacktail eggs (not sure if this makes a difference). They tasted lovely.
Rebecca Bullock, Sittingbourne
This has to be the of the year thus far - "delay"!
Lucy P, Ashford, Kent
I was interested to read about the PEBKAC (problem exists between keyboard and chair) (Wednesday's letters), we've always called it PICNIC (Problem In Chair Not In Computer)!
Gail, Reigate
Regarding today's . Questions arise: a) Were his feet bare or was he wearing socks? b) If bare feet, how would Tesco react to socks? c) Has his limp gone now, after 8 years? Either yes or no, he might now reasonably consider wearing shoes again.
Dagwen
I may possibly be the millionth to point it out, but the old adage is that horses sweat, men perspire and women glow. Our "humble correspondent" may well have just answered a question bugging monitorites for years now!
Richard Place, Barnstaple
I thought the old adage was that horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies merely glow, but then that doesn't leave any room for Paper Monitor. Perhaps "glint" would be an appropriate alternative, or maybe someone can come up with something better?
Jake, Hungerford, Berkshire, UK
Dear Paper Monitor, following our discussion about what programmes I might enjoy after a shared love of all things Bartlet and Sequinned (albeit not at the same time), I have an update. I have caught up with "Being Human" and am enjoying it very much. I haven't yet found an opportunity to watch the Swedish Wallander, but it remains on my to do list. Have made a start on Mad Men - still undecided, perhaps Monitorites could offer advice to whether I continue or not?
Jacob, London