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At least Treo knew where the camera was

It took me months to train him to do that, but what can you expect from a Sergeant.

Mines at Cruft's?

Sounds like the work of terrorist cats.

If there's a mine under here, it really will be a high five

Treo had been the squadron arm wrestling champion for 4 years now...

Talk to the paw, girlfriend, the snout ain't listening

Crufts might be sponsored by DFS now, but you're still not allowed on the sofa!

And just where are my dog tags?

The Sergeant needs his eyes tested if he thinks that's an Afghan Hound

"Blasted Army's going to the dogs," sniffed Theo

After hearing about the Bank of America's tendency to kidnap family pets, a worried Treo decided to call in some personal protection.

Treo was a well-camouflaged Afghan Hound

Hang on, what鈥檚 that ticking..

If I were an Alsatian this would look rather sinister.

Dog tags?! We don't got to show you no stinking dog tags.

I'm Treo, but you can call me The Soldier Whisperer if you like.

The Taliban had been able to slow down the British Army's advance by the simple expedient of burying thousands of bones in their path

I can teach the dog to "High Five", but he just refuses to smile for the camera....

Treo through the Looking Glass

Yup,I'm in the Armed Pawces.

I wonder what they will make me say in the 大象传媒 caption competition...

Treo gives a High Three

The Flirt Locker

Sergeant David Heyhoe decided he was definitely going to take his new mirror straight back to the shop first thing Monday morning

I will NOT do the Marcel Marceau mime thing again!

I promise, not to hump the Colonel's leg, despite how attractive it is.

鈥淪o embarrassing鈥� cap on sideways, high fiving鈥� think Dave鈥檚 hit a mid-life crisis. Why can鈥檛 we just go to the park?鈥�

There is no way that this photo is going to look anything like the roof of the sistine chapel.

Treo is now a Victoria Cross-breed

Treo's appearance at Cruft's sent one highly-strung Chihuahau into a complete nervous meltdown.

Theo: Yeah, the medal's alright, but I'd rather have that treat in your pocket.

A demonstration of how the new microchipping regulatiions will be verified as being acceptable.

Some fine looking bitches round here, Sarge

This PAL certainly Prolongs Active Life

Upon first contact, Treo ecclipsed all the other dogs, he really is a star!

The hero takes a bow - wow!

Roll over?! Are you serious?

I've checked the main ring and it's clear, all I have to do now are the trade stalls, especially the Bonio stand.

"OK" said Sergeant Heyhoe "now all we need to do is train you NOT to fetch........"

The explosives team find time to pause for thought....

Why can't I teach you the Vulcan salute?

Who you calling Yellow?

Sooty and Mine-sweep

"I'm not that brave really - I don't actually know what a bomb is..."

I don't care how many times you shake hands, sarge - keep yer paws off my biscuits!

Yeah mate.. after a few pints, I look almost human too

Typical! I save countless lives, and all the Press want me to do is say "Sausages."

Mine camp

Look, I really need to check out that sausage over there.

Hero? As far as Treo was concerned, he was just playing frisbee.

I never really wanted to work with soldiers but hey-ho ...

"Hail, Caesar!"
"Actually, it's Cesar"

Paw taps are way cooler than fist bumps, Sarge

Treo? I can only see two-o!

Well he is a dog at Cruff's and he is my friend so I suppose he is my...... Pedigree Chum

Suddenly, the Taliban realised their error in making their explosives out of a mixture of TNT and sausage meat

Say, think you can introduce me to that hottie they just named Best in Show?

It was shortly after this picture was take that the dropping of unwrapped chewing gum became an offence worthy of a court-martial at the base.

Good work captain, I think we've under-mined their position.

The latest mobile phone intro:

Nokia: Connecting species.

My master keeps watching me and then writing "Mine" on his map - well, why can't I have a map too?

Put your hand down sarge, I'm top dog around here!

Treo was a sniffer dog, because his handler would never let him have a hankie

David knew who was really boss, and started sucking up to Treo, now that he was an award winnig doggy.

Yes, Sir, Captain Treo, Sir!

Poor Treo had only volunteered to go to Helmond because he liked mayonnaise

"Hang on. What's all this about me having to be micro-chipped and insured? Well that's fine thanks for you".

Treo (right) shares a heart-warming celebratory high-five with his trainer David Heyhoe (left).

Cry kudos and let loose the dogs of war

I know it's a shop window, but which way's the r*ddy door?

Treo was a warmongrel

It's another winner for Match.com

I've been grooming him all morning, but I can't persuade him to change his cap.

Talented Treo also worked for the 大象传媒 as a paw correspondent

Join us after the breal when Treo takes on Skippy....and two boys stuck down a well

OK, it's deal. You pee on his leg to distract him and I'll grab his wallet.

The inter-species one-armed press-up competition was clearly taking its toll on the human contestant.

MoD denies that sergeants lose their bite. "Its ruff!" says spokesman.

"Who`s nicked the Lamppost."

push over man, i am the star of that picture

DNA database reunites lost twins.

Er,Treo...are you responsible for the mess in the mess-hall?

S*d this for a game of soldiers! If that was "Walkies" I just heard, then count me in.

Once again, Anton du Beke drew the short straw of partner for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing

Why do the Taliban call me Dogmince?

whatever you say, it's too late, i do not want to know, it's over!

Dog Day After Boom

What makes me so good? I'm really, really scared of loud noises.

"If only I'd taken that role they offered me in The Hurt Locker. Then I'd be at the Oscars instead of at Crufts with this loser."

It wasn't my fault! How was I to know that the childrens party was having 'that sort' of jelly!

You're born, you cry, you grow, you learn, you change, you change, you pull, you pull, you push, you paws.. you think... you start, you learn, you fly, you chase, you fly, you save, you meet, you greet, you push, you go, you chase, save, help, chase, bark, woof, woof, WOOOF...

Seriously though, Sarge, I'm a chick magnet.

Paws for thought.

Army Sergeant denies he's barking!

Victoria cross? She will be when she discovers the mess I've left on her carpet!

Out of my publicity shot buddy, this is my 15 minutes of fame

Sergeant: Are my hands smooth or rough?
Treo: Ruff!

He's pretty smart but he can't play poker. Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.

Your in the dog house for leaving me hanging too long!

Paws of Glory.