Your Letters
17:48 UK time, Tuesday, 2 March 2010
Re unfortunate names (Monday letters), my parents take great delight in telling me that I was very nearly named Theresa. Think about it.
Katherine Green, Canberra, Australia
Whilst shocked at I was even more perturbed by this statement: "Ambulance services attended and life was pronounced extinct." Is this not the worse sentence ever constructed?
Tony Doyle, Holmes Chapel, UK
Re Missing Letters, 1 March, 2010
Insofar as I had chided you there for not including readers' letters, I now find that they are under the heading of "Paper Monitor."
I really wonder who is in charge of posting the proper subject headings?
I trust I will not have to draw attention to this abject lack of propriety condition in any future writing(s).
Most respectfully,
Dickie, New York, USA
Monitor note: Order is restored forthwith.
I bet I wasn't the only one who wished Liam Perrons (Monday letters hailed from Worcestershire...
Ben Merritt, Sheffield, England
Re - three million women, 50 toilets? If they all take as long as my wife, I calculate a waiting time of, ooh, about six months.
Michael, Twickenham
Re the quote in : "It is like a concrete mixer running down a blackboard." When would that ever happen?
Mary, Derby
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