Your Letters
14:28 UK time, Monday, 3 May 2010
"Has anyone got any spare change?" (Quote of the Day): I bet nobody had a half-a-knicker either.
Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales
In honour of the winning caption, I thought fellow Monitorites would enjoy this .
Jinja, Edinburgh
Re corsetry revisited (Paper Monitor). For a truly 21st Century revolt we should be burning our Spanx.
louisethumwood
I attended the wedding of a young bride and noticed she looked a bit stressed up close. She whispered she was in a corset, was sweating profusely and immensely uncomfortable. She did manage to smile for the cameras though.
Candace, New Jersey, US
Re actors' accents (Friday's letters):
Alexander - I had no idea he and all his mates were from Dublin.
Beowulf - himself from the East End of London, King Hrothgar from the Welsh Valleys, and Hrothgar's daughter from America.
Um.
No.
Very No.
Julian Hall, Barry, South Wales
Monitor note: There is a kiwi in a Cbeebies show with an Australian accent. Also very no.
Happy Birthday, Paper Monitor (as casually mentioned in Friday's letters)!
Sue, Stoke
Happy Birthday, Paper Monitor! But to fit your line of work, wouldn't a Current Bun be better than a Victoria Sponge?
Lewis Graham, Hitchin
If it's Paper Monitor's birthday, it's Paper Monitor who buys the cakes.
Lee, Birmingham
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