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It's still a bit tight, do you have it in an 846?

When you said we were getting a big trainer, I thought Peter Crouch was joining as team coach

This time, we almost managed to get a photograph of Bigfoot

The owner bequeathed it to us after he died of an ingrowing toenail

...and will you be wanting to keep the box?

Inside it says "If found, return to Mr. Sasquash"

The downside was that the record breaking shoe had had record breaking smelly socks in it, and Clara couldn't get out quick enough...

So, to go with it, do you want to buy a vat of shoe polish?

Then Karen realised that her Dad really didn't understand the difference between centimetres and metres after all.

Inside it says "If found, return to Mr. Sasquatch"

(correction)

The Government reveal their latest innovation in social housing made in China by child workers.

Damn the Mizunos and full speed ahead.

Mr and Mrs Middleton get the wrong idea when the Queen says "be prepared for my husband putting his big foot in it as usual"

The old woman simply couldn't keep up the payments, and watched in dismay as the young family moved in to where she had lived for so long.

Well, you know what they say about big feet, Diedre

Kevin's growth spurt had been rather more dramatic than for most 12 year olds.

Oh My Clog!

"OK Gemma. That's the laces tied, now fetch the crane and we can get them into the wardrobe"

I said I wanted something to go rabble-rousing, not Rabelaisian

I say, I think that water pipe had something funny in it.

They were surprised to find that, for once, the sign promising 'Giant Shoe Sale' didn't disappoint.

We're a shoe in for first place in sales I tell you.

Well that's Ireland sorted, now we're waiting for the other shoe to drop.

As David Cameron begins his first speech in Iraq, his audience prepares for the traditional shoe-throwing ceremony

Shares in Odor Eaters just went through the roof!

The Princess announced she would marry whoever was big enough to fit this shoe

And Conversely we offer PF Flyers

Finally, Gulliver’s gift was sorted

And it comes with a matching stocking

Wallace unveils his latest invention, the early-morning-get-a-move-on kicker

I haven't seen a tongue that big since the last Prince concert.

Following consultations with a Mrs Hubbard of North Wales, the Government launches their latest social housing solution.

Now make two bunny ears, then one bunny goes around the tree and into the hole...

I told you I'd have you in something lacy before the night was through.

Ann Widdecombe discusses her footwear for the next "Strictly Come Dancing"

"Old Mother Hubbards kids start climbing the housing ladder."

Just as I thought - Made in China

I see you've grown a foot since I last saw you.

The cobbler must have got a little confused when making trainers for E. Norma Shoos

As a sole parent he felt like a heel being down on his uppers but I let him follow the thread knowing there's a lace for us all.

Terry Gilliam wants it after we're done

You've not put your foot in it yet, but it's close.

Oh no - Bigfoot's got athlete's foot

What do men with big feet also have? A lot of foot odour.

Gepetto was up all night with this one

It's for a long-distance runner

Darling, please come down, this is, after all, the memorial to the Unknown Clown.

I won't HIGNFY that with a comment.

Kevin's ailments were so rare, he could only get his medication from the larger boots

Not meant for a boot sale I'm afraid.

The drunkard's shoe is unveiled - no matter how drunk you get, you'll never fall over

Renault design a special boot for the fun-loving new Clio

Following the bust in Amsterdam Reebok,Nike and Puma all strongly deny using child labor in their shoe factories.

Doctors began to suspect Victoria Beckham had been hiding her weight-gain medication in her shoes

We bought it on Amazon actually.

Just I thought - there's chewing gum sticking it to the floor.

And these are the new trainers for basketball players

Newly-released pictures of the Rover Atro City suggests why the firm went bust

And Pee Wee will be here to do his big shoe dance

And you're sure Joe said that if we built it, he would come?

Nobody had told the poor cobbler that the trainer had been worn, and he unfortunately succumbed to fumes

I think I have been to those Amsterdam Coffee Shops too much as I could swear me and my daughter have spent the afternoon jumping all over a 8ft by 12ft giant red trainer

When the Queen ordered a red runner for the forthcoming Royal Wedding, nobody realised she meant a carpet

Judy Garland's speech impediment was getting worse when her fellow-actors thought she said "Hey, let's put the big shoe on right here in the old barn!"

Where is Cinderella?

It's not on, I'm right footed

Carl Denham was determined that King Kong should perform a tap-dancing routine for the Press

Health and Safety officials finally re-locate the Old Woman and the many children.

Well, you did say to size it according to my bigger foot.

You said size up for distance running. Did I get it wrong again?

It's always the same story at the sales only the big sizes left.

No, Mr. Chipperfield, I meant we'd need a big trainer to manage the elephants

Sock it to me baby!

One of the borrowers tries to rescue his daughter from the fumes

Conversely, you could say that the shoe is now on the other foot

If Cinderella had been written by a bloke

"Fabio Capello's on the phone. He says if this is the greatest trainer in the world, he's got a job in mind..."

What makes you think our prime suspect is a professional basketball player, Mr Poirot?

How many times have I told you? DON'T leave your shoe lying around the house?

I said, we need to have one size that fits all. NOT - all have to fit into one size

It was not so much a case of a shoe in the door, more a door in the shoe.

China unveils its new Cluedo edition

Who made this shoe?
Giant cobblers
Same to you!

You put your left foot in...and your right foot in...

Contestents on The Apprentice learn that hard way that filling Lord Sugar's boots isn't easy.

Boots with more soul. Nice.

Sir Alex had found the ideal solution to Rooney's big headedness

The museum have nicknamed this piece 'The Prince Philip'..........open mouth and insert a huge foot

In his last appearence, Ed Sullivan finally gave his audience what he'd always promised them

And you thought it was difficult trying to get your small child to put their shoes on!

Think I need to reduce my carbon footprint...

It was the usual morning shoe hunt before going to school. The problem was they were having trouble finding the right one.

"I know, Amy, but the travel brochure definitely said our holiday would be on an islet."

Due to the housing benefit cap, the old woman would be forced to move to an unbranded shoe.

Plimsoll line unveil new flagship

Hunters where fairly confident that this trap would finally capture the elusive 'Big Foot'...

If the shoe's glitz, share it.

I told you not to use Comic Sans for your note to Santa.

The best is yet(i) to come

Yes, the other one was shipped by Ryanair and is stuck in Belgium