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Actually, I'm Victoria Beckham, and this is the only pedigree chum I have

Darling! You must let me know the name of your plastic surgeon.

He wanted to see the cat walk

It's amazing what you can make out of old post office rubber bands.

Suddenly, the Latex outfit was thrown off to reveal ... Bobo the Clown yet again

This outfit knocks spots off Cruella de Vil's

Revenge of the blow up dolls

London Fashion - Weak

Your dog's either got a slow leak, or else he needs to go walkies!

And I'm going to keep wearing this until William and Kate send me an invitation

Of course my dog bites, it's why I carry a puncture kit.

Err, you wouldn't happen to have a puncture repair outfit on you, would you?

I know I said my dog doesn't bite, but this isn't my dog

Dwayne McDuffie's rememberance would be an unusual affair

You know what they say - better Latex than leather

No, I'm not allergic to latex, why do you ask?

The sunglasses? Well, I didn't want to draw attention to myself.

Dogging safely - it's the new cause celebre

Hey, isn't she that Franco-Welsh weather girl, Chien Lloyd?

Is that the inflation tube, or is he just pleased to see us?

Things were going swimmingly until Fido spotted latex on the catwalk

With her shower still broken after seven weeks, Daniella had to bring something as an excuse

Fur may be murder but I'm sweating like a pig in this.

"Who does your hair?"

"Primula - BOGOF at Sainsbury's"

And the best part is I can make my hair as big as I please

Tintin had finally come out.

Pins as fashion accessories are out of bounds I'm afraid

Adds a whole new meaning to 'squeaky bum time'.

I wanted something to go with my business lifestyle - he's a laptop dog

Hair today dog gone tomorrow

A fetishist? Actually, I'm a petishist.

Alright, who's the prankster with the helium bottle?

But I only ever wear Chien-el

When the rubber hits the runway

Haute caoutchouc

The Devil wears polymer

My boyfriend asked me if I wanted a whisky, and I said, "Just a half"

Fashion terrierist

I'm hoping to be the next Anna Wind-tour

As Colonel Gadaffi tries out his new disguise, he is delighted no one notices his use of the Libyan flag as a dress!!

The rumours about fashionistas are overblown, darling.

Take my word for it, Darling, it's the only way to get a front seat

You rook rubbery, dahling!

And poor Rover here only came because he thought it was a BBQ

The Fashion police identity parade was a bit of a stretch

I made it from the jogging suit I was wearing in Liverpool last week.

Fashionistas are soo plastic!

Has anyone seen the doll Ken's with?

Fashion? We both thought it was a Dachshund Show.

White-and-black? Oh, it's the new black-and-white.

Re-duce. Re-cycle. Re-use. Re-diculous.

Throw another blimp on the Barbie

Well, it was a lot simpler than having my moustache removed.

The effects of inflation on the fashion world.

Nice disguise, Osama. Not bad yourself, Elvis.

Gadaffi's rats and cockroaches await their BP mercy flight home

In an effort to compete with Europe, two fashion shows in America combine as the LA-Tex Fashion Show

He's OK. If Fido gets too hot in there, he'll start wriggling.

Well, I couldn't bring the dalmatian, otherwise I'd never find him in my bag

Yes, it's the only way I can get volumized, bouncy hair. The downside of course is that it now needs its own attendant.

He was once Best in Blow at Crufts actually

The Medusa discovers she can safely appear in public provided she wears sunglasses

No, the dog won't bite, its the octopus on my head you have to watch out for.

Well, it took a while, but we eventually managed to scrub the spots off the dalmatian

Don't worry - David Cameron's rescue flight should be landing here at Tripoli Airport any moment, er, Mr Gadaffi did you say it was?

Who are you calling an airhead?

Don't worry - David Cameron's rescue flight should be landing here at Tripoli Airport any moment, er, Mr Gaddafi did you say it was?

(correction)

Let off the lead he gives a whole new meaning to haute couture

A fashion journalist tries out the novelty Malteser dispenser

Woman shows off latest fashion trend - arm length bingo wings.

Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog Mark II nervously await their call in the latest round of Britain's Got Talent auditions

Vivienne Westwood was feeling a bit windy that day

Well, the Latex mask is the only way I can stop everybody seeing my face crack up when I see all the latest fashions

Did anyone get the number of that balloon wielding clown?

Careful,darling,this terrier has a sensitive derriere.

excuse me luv your LABEL's hanging out !

Ars inflatia artis

I'm so sorry, I thought you said you wanted 'Air of the Dog'

Well, Heathrow Airport needed something to distract holidaymakers' attention from the fact that all the planes have been sent to Tripoli

This time, David Walliams' prosthetic disguise on "Come Fly with Me" was all-too-obvious

Oh no, we both like the size zero regime - Fido here just adores bones

Colonel Ghadaffi takes somewhat extreme measures to stay undercover

You can stroke the dog but leave my air-do alone.

Who's a little gas-bag then, diddums ...

It was a great way of distracting those sitting nearby from the fact that her bag was ticking

Naomi Campbell tries to ensure she isn't asked for her phone number by any Italian politicians this time

London Fashion Weeek reveals the affects on inflation on the industry.

And we're hoping Kate Moss will get Best of Breed

He's a seeing-eye dog....and he's planning on seeing an eyeful today!

But the boobs are genuine, Darling

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Oh no, not being able to see is a positive advantage when it comes to judging fashion

Pet a porter

"He's an Airedale, right?"

I was really pumped up for this show, but having watched it I feel a bit let down...

As you can see I’ve ballooned in weight

"Oh I absolutely must have one of her puppies Darling!"

On hearing about Lady Gaga's over inflated ego, everyone thought that Ego the dog was to blame for the wind-breaking amongst the audience.

Its wonderful what Botox can do these days

"Swollen Ankles? I'm so embarrased, and I can't even blame that on the dog!"