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Actually, we've got a couple of wedding crashers secreted in the boot.

Westminster Abbey or bust

As the date of the Royal Wedding grows ever closer, William's attempts to curb Kate's wacky sense of humour are obviously not working

Didi not get an invite then?

Boris takes his first ride in the new Mayoral limosine and beats the congestion charge to boot.

Even if his usual car had broken down, the Pope was determined to attend the Royal Wedding

It looks like the Walking Dead just got motorised.

You fool! I meant to send an invitation to Rowan Williams, not Rowan Atkinson.

Chop chop indeed. I'm peddling as fast as I can.

OK then, what idiot sent an invitation to Sir Clive Sinclair?

Sorry, Sarge - I wasn't sure if he was a pedaller or a pusher

Every contingency had been thought of - including a back-up wedding car

It must be a BMW - Barmy Motorless Wedding-car

Darling, didn't I tell you to book Candy Cabs?

Perhaps Kate was taking the environmentally-friendly aspect of the wedding a little too far

Lord Lucan is that you?

Should have gone to WreckSavers!

Not round the block again, Miss Middleton?

Of course they'll think I'm a third wheel anyway

It's a round and round Robin approachb actually

Oh, William, I told you everything was going to be busy on April the twenty-ninth - couldn't you have booked the car a little earlier?

(sound of a distant phone ringing.....)

"William - it's your father here. I think I've managed to reduce the carbon footprint of getting you and... er... thingy to the Abbey....."

Don't mention the phwaor

It's a Trab-esty.....

(from the Lincolnshire home for retired puns....)

Ask them to check again, William - the Abbey must have made some sort of note about us on the 29th.

Don't mention the phwoar
(correction)

The Chinese cars re-assembled in Birmingham were not quite as good as anticipated!!

Trotters' Independent Trading are asked to handle the transport arrangements for the Royal Wedding

Yeah, mate, I was booked by Buckingham Palace to convey Miss Middleton's family to the Abbey

The Germans finally agreed to contribute to the coalition's efforts in Libya, although Cameron was less than impressed with the units they sent...

This was a £270k supercar before I lent it to my son

At least if the student protesters attack this Royal vehicle it will improve its look.

It might look a little slow, Darling, but, don't worry - we're getting Lewis Hamilton to drive it

Designing a new wedding carriage shouldn't really have been entrusted to the Top Gear team.

Sir Chris Hoy was less than impressed by his new sponsorship deal with the East Germans.

But when I saw it, I thought, we're just going to have to have it for our Wedding, Darling

Another fabulous collectors' piece brought to you by the Middletons

By combining the names of those to whom it is dedicated, Didi Senft couldn't decide whether to name it a Widdleton or a Piddleton.

Und fur you Camilla, ze back end of a bus

Didi does his bit to improve Anglo-German relations ... which were OK until the British saw his car

Well a while ago they just used to jack your car up and pinch the wheels.

First German that doesn't have front

Porsche were determined that there latest 911 conformed to the demands made in the Kyoto Agreement.

"Hello, Boris? Your bike service is finished. We've upgraded a few bits........"

And the wedding itself will now take place over a chip shop in Hackney...

Jeremy Clarkson's wedding anniversay present.

The Prince and the pauper cheaps kate

As the Queen announces the Royal Wedding isn't immune from spending cuts, the wedding car goes on a test run.

Army generals cast doubt on the 'battle readiness' of latest NATO armoured vehicle collaboration.

Cutbacks mean the royal state coach is not as stylish as usual.

When I set off from Munich the car was dedicated to Edward and Sophie

Yeah, I've got all me hoes and gardening tools in the back ... Wedding? I thought it was the Royal Weeding.

The commoners prepare for the latest "It's a Royal Knockout"

The makers at Top Gear reveal how much they are struggling for new ideas...

Hmmm, I can't see Lesney making a model of that

At last a Trabant that doesn't produce toxic emissions, that is, as long as Didi stays off the sauerkraut.

Didi denies suggestions that his inspiration came from a '90s Mercedes ...

What do you mean did it come with a tin opener

Despite Fritz Bergmann's careful planning to secretly invade Britain, he'd overlooked one vital item is disguising his nationality

Top Gear exposes the lengths traders will go to to disguise a cut-and-shut

To the jingle..."Transformers - Nutters in disguise"

Am I excited about the Royal Wedding? Nah...

The British flags were chosen to celebrate Kate's heritage and a token German one for Wills

So Kate's arriving in a car and leaving in a coach, or was it arriving in a coach and leaving in a car? No wait, I've get a better idea...

En route to meet the Dragons, Didi wondered whether the German flag was a good idea or not

Halfway through the test drive, Didi realised he had nowhere to plug in his hands-free

Whilst the new MG6 had been designed with the West in mind, the MG5 was strictly for the home market.

Grandad Phillip's journey home after the stag do was rather eventful...

When German engineering and British workmanship are combined, they produce world-beating classics like the Rolls Royce Ghost, the Bentley Mulsanne, the...ah...

John Bull - the bathchair years.

Reliant Regal

John had been determined to get the best value for his Green Shield Stamps, but it was still only enough for the back half.

John was beginning to wonder whether upsetting the mechanic had been the very best idea he'd ever had after all...

Clarence House admits repairs to G20 limo more noticeable than anticipated.

German nutter with too much time on his hands fails to check which way up the Union Flag should be flown.

No, I meant you to order the car from Richard Shaw Limousines Limited

American audiences charmed by the final scene of William And Kate - The Movie

"Wills darling, I'm starting to rethink this 'People's Wedding' idea."

Abbey Irrational

And included in your purchase of this model is a roadside medical assistance plan.

Even Boris' mother wasn't happy with the new Routemaster design, "And you could have had your haircut, Dear"

Prince Philip organises "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"

London Blitz revisited

Poor Didi hadn't noticed the speeding Trabant behind him when he braked suddenly ...

I developed it from an old pfennig-farthing I found

Will indicate. But not until after the wedding.

It's good to see the MG rolling off the production line at Longbridge once more.

But how long is it in comparison to a Routemaster bus?

Prince Andrew accused of pulling strings in his position as trade-in boy

This time last year Rodney ...

Cutbacks for roving reporters at Thames Television

Kate and Will’s response on seeing their wedding transport was "Tuk Tuk!" – or something like that.

This cut-away drawing from the Eagle Boys' Magazine shows how the engine in a Trabant actually works

The rickshaw, driven by Didi's brother, was 1 Horst-power

Basil Fawlty visits Berlin

Deutschland über Abbey

It just goes to show that a little Knowledge is a dangerous thing

Gassed by sinister characters in undertakers' garb, Number Six awoke to find himself in "The Village"

However, what was left over - the engine of the Trabant, and the saddle and rear wheel from the bike - went like greased lightning

The NHS unveils its new rapid-response ambulance