Your Letters
Comparative measurement overload! My favourite is the new equivalent for luminosity - "twice as bright as the floodlights at Old Trafford".
Aaron, Lowestoft, UK
Really? The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons who deal with breast enlargements are known as Baaps? Gold.
Simon Love, London
Re this week's 10 Things. No. 3 had me gobsmacked. This is *so* not new! But maybe the Daily telegraph didn''t watch Sex in the City.
Susan Thomas, Brisbane, Australia
Simon (Friday's Letters), perhaps you'd like to enlighten the rest of us? I'm actually the same age as Jessie J and still don't know what she's talking about
Amanda, London
"Darfaydar"? (Friday's Letters) I still haven't worked it out. I weep also for the present.
Raymond Hopkins, Kronoby, Finland
Simon Love (Friday's Letters), please enlighten mean as to what "dayfaydar" boots are. I've been racking my brains ever since I read your letter. I'm beginning to think that I`m stupid but I`m not used to "Essex speak".
Tara B, London, England
Darfaydar? (Friday's Letters) Clearly the force is not with her spelling.
Jo Peaks
Monitor note: If you still haven't worked it out Miss J is refering to Darth Vader. Now weep for the future.