Your Letters
The photo of Kate visiting Skid Row looks awfully like the old TV testcard from my childhood, except the green clown is missing.
Trina, UK
This sentence will only get more confusing as the years pass: "The Beckhams' [kids] Brooklyn, 11, Romeo, eight, Cruz, five, and Harper Seven, [Insert any age other than 7 here]."
Liz , Poole
"... has even had a plane named after him." They're about 75 years too late for that, the Germans got there first. Nominative predeterminism perhaps?
Dan, Croydon
Nominative determinism [air] strikes again? Though it got the spelling wrong. He should be Mr Stuka.
Vicky, East London - hoping for a golden ticket
"He has even had a plane named after him." Are they sure naming a plane Stuker is such a great idea?
Rob Orme, Winsford, Cheshire
I'm often being asked "What planet are you on?". Today, I am on Neptune. Wish me luck.
Ernest-Les Woods
Uh, surely one of them is a gentlemanbird?
Angus Gafraidh