Your Letters
16:22 UK time, Friday, 26 August 2011
I can't believe nobody commented on the phrase "poignantly wielding a tortoise" from yesterday's PM. It's lovely. I haven't seen the picture but I'm pretty sure I want it on a t-shirt.
Phil, Guisborough
Our ancestors began cooking 1.9 million years ago? Surely the sprouts must be ready by now?
GDW, Edinburgh
I expect many Monitorites to write in and tell Amy Turner (Thursday's letters) that they, too, have spotted the first Christmas cards on sale. Today, my wife even bought her first Christmas decorations. "You can never be too early", she said. We're on our summer holidays.
Johan van Slooten, Urk, Netherlands
Amy - I design greetings cards and believe me, Christmas is already long gone! I'm currently being asked about new designs for Valentine's, Easter and Mother's Day...
Pennychoo Sue, London
Amy Turner, I was in a pub last week and they were advertising Valentines Day and Mothers Day 2012. Now that's what I call planning ahead - there will be women out there that don't yet know they will be Mothers by Mothers Day 2012. I Win. Lou, Windsor, UK
Mike, Newcastle (Thursday's letters), unfortunately your joke was used over 10 years ago in the film Miss Congeniality which I happen to be watching at the moment.
Basil Long, Nottingham
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