Paper Monitor
12:26 UK time, Monday, 12 September 2011
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Occasionally, Paper Monitor likes to bring you a flavour of the celebrity news from the tabs. Of course, we would never do anything so vulgar as to name the individuals involved.
The Sun is the first port-of-call in these matters. They report on the Canadian teenage pop star and his plans to , as well as the Amazonian socialite, daughter of a diminutive sporting billionaire, who is getting a £1m bath from the Amazon.
The one who wears startling costumes is shown which is apparently a look copied from the one from Liverpool who goes out with the very tall former England striker.
Lots of papers have bikini shots of the one from the TV talent show who is also in an urban music band. One of the band is her boyfriend and he was supposedly involved in an altercation at a scooter shop.
The Daily Express devotes all of page three to high heels. The one whose nickname alluded to her high social status is shown "teetering" on monster stilettos while holding her new baby. By the next paragraph she is "confidently crossing the street in seemingly treacherous boots".
Make your mind up.
On the same page the Welsh singer whose speciality is opera - rather than the other Welsh singer whose speciality is alcopopera - is seen getting out of a car with six-inch stilettos.
Further into the Express we're treated to the revelation that the one with the red hair - whose hourglass figure is billed by papers as the essence of "real woman" beauty - is a fan of milking cows.
Over in the Daily Star we find out that Las Vegas has had a visit from the one whose relationship with a wing wizard proved to be the greatest battle over privacy since the invention of curtains.
Finally, in the Daily Mail, there's the is taking security advice.
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