Your Letters
15:27 UK time, Tuesday, 4 October 2011
Because of the break in the line on this story I read "24. I have three tattoos, one on each shoulder" and thought that probably the tattoos were the least of her problems.
Basil Long, Nottingham
has to be the most unfortunate case of nominitive determinism this week. My sympathies go to the police officer who had to complete the paperwork...
Fi, Gloucestershire, UK
In a similar vein to John K's letter (Monday letters), I was told you could pronounce the word "GHOTI" as "FISH" - the GH as in couGH, the O as in wOmen and the TI as in loTIon. Ah well. I'll get my mankini (it's still hot today)!
Paul Morris, Cheriton Fitzpaine, Devon
Re John K: My brother was once asked by an American tourist if he knew the way to Lugubberuff
Anne R, Fareham, UK
And this is why basic astronomy should be compulsory.
Adrian, London, UK
Bit confused, I must say. What is Thomas the Tank Engine doing working as a robot? (see second picture on this).
Anon, UK
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