Your Letters
Good news about the economy growing 0.5% in the third quarter of 2011. That was probably because I was offered a new job at the end of September, and bought a new suit and jacket.
Michael Hall, Croydon, UK
Anyone who watches daytime TV will know that the solution to the Greek debt crisis is to get Carol Vorderman to consolidate all of Greece's debt into a single affordable monthly repayment. If Greece have any unwanted gold then even better.
Stuart Mills, Birmingham
With regards to this picture, doesn't the ´óÏó´«Ã½ need to inform us that other plumbers are available in the Leicester area?
Ralph, Chatham
Shame on Senator Eaton and her campaign to stifle the laughter of future generations of sniggering youth.
Rusty, Montreal, Canada
Re: What's your number? I don't care what my number is. I do care when my number is up. I'll get my shroud.
Henri, Sidcup.
Yes Ross of London (Monday's Letters), you forgot the banana of radioactivity!
Zoe, Birmingham, UK
Ross (Monday's Letters), I believe you have forgotten the smaller area measure of the football pitch. I'll get my warm up jacket.
Clare, Guildford, Surrey