Caption Competition
13:00 UK time, Friday, 30 December 2011
Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed.
There is still no prize, except the traditional small quantity of kudos.
This week, Elvis the crocodile attacks a lawnmower at the Australian Reptile Park.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. ARoseByAnyOther
Hardly worth the complimentary mini golf is it?
5. Candace9839
Mating season would prove a bit of a challenge this year.
4. Tremorman
Robot wars was taking things very seriously.
3. MorningGlories
The downside of having a moat.
2. Balfor Coren
Yeah, the trick is to send the lawn-mower in, and THEN go and collect your golf ball.
1. Franc Bolero
Alan Titchmarsh began to regret refusing to work on Don Corleone's garden.
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Comment number 1.
At 29th Dec 2011, Raven Clare wrote:I鈥檓 hungry 鈥 give me some mower
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At 29th Dec 2011, Raven Clare wrote:When they said they were going to feed me a grass-cutter, I thought they meant Mr. Jenkins
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At 29th Dec 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Elvis isn鈥檛 dead 鈥 but he will be if they switch that Flymo on
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At 29th Dec 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:I had no idea Rotarians made lawn-mowers
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At 29th Dec 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Forget the lawn-mower - where's Mr Wilson the gardener?
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At 29th Dec 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Mow money!
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At 29th Dec 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Now that I've got that Elton John tune stuck in my head...
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Comment number 8.
At 29th Dec 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Alligator Christmas was this lousy lawn-mower
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Comment number 9.
At 29th Dec 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Crickey, he's in a funny mood today, eh?
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Comment number 10.
At 29th Dec 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Elvis has indeed left the building
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Comment number 11.
At 29th Dec 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:One man went to mow ... for the last time
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At 29th Dec 2011, Candace9839 wrote:Where's that Dundee chap when you need him?
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At 29th Dec 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Yeah, I thought he needed more iron in his diet
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At 29th Dec 2011, Candace9839 wrote:And I suppose lawn bowls are out of the question
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Comment number 15.
At 29th Dec 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:What I really wanted was a nice Dundee cake
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Comment number 16.
At 29th Dec 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Yeah, the trick is to send the lawn-mower in, and THEN go and collect your golf ball
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At 29th Dec 2011, Raven Clare wrote:Well, it was making funny noises and going around in circles, so I thought it was Boris Johnson ...
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Comment number 18.
At 29th Dec 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:He's still upset about Steve Irwin you see...
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Comment number 19.
At 29th Dec 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Hardly worth the complimentary mini golf is it?
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Comment number 20.
At 29th Dec 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Extreme Golf Australia - book your holiday package now
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Comment number 21.
At 29th Dec 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Where even the reptiles know your game
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At 29th Dec 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Hmmm. I'd try the pitching wedge.
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Comment number 23.
At 29th Dec 2011, Bellhouse Hartwell wrote:Australia's new rubbish disposal company - Dile-a-Croc
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Comment number 24.
At 29th Dec 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Told you it was a bit early to start trimming the grass.
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Comment number 25.
At 29th Dec 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:Australian Broadcasting remakes "The Brave Little Lawn-Mower"
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Comment number 26.
At 29th Dec 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:I told you he didn't need a haircut
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Comment number 27.
At 29th Dec 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:Will they broadcast this?
Not as much as the man with the lawn-mower was.
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Comment number 28.
At 29th Dec 2011, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Why groundskeepers should avoid wearing fashionable handbags
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Comment number 29.
At 29th Dec 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:YOU go and tell him he's supposed to keep off the grass
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Comment number 30.
At 29th Dec 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Flymo to the Blue Moon
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Comment number 31.
At 29th Dec 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:Elvis' rendition of "Love Me Tender" didn't seem entirely appropriate
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Comment number 32.
At 29th Dec 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:One man's meat is another one's lawnmower, or something like that.
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Comment number 33.
At 29th Dec 2011, Rob Falconer wrote:It's Mow or Never
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At 29th Dec 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Chariots of ire
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At 29th Dec 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:A cutting remark is in order I see
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Comment number 36.
At 29th Dec 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:It's his Christmas treat! We're taking him for a spin.
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Comment number 37.
At 29th Dec 2011, penny-farthing wrote:I hope this doesn't make me gassy.
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Comment number 38.
At 29th Dec 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:So much for my lawn-mower Christmas present. Come the New Year, it'll be hoe-hoe-hoe again.
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Comment number 39.
At 29th Dec 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:It's the only way we can get to brush his teeth
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Comment number 40.
At 29th Dec 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:You took a bit too much off the top for his tastes
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Comment number 41.
At 29th Dec 2011, penny-farthing wrote:This one's a fighter....not like that wheel-barrow the other day.
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At 29th Dec 2011, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Remember when you said the grass was always greener...
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Comment number 43.
At 29th Dec 2011, Gurney Nutting wrote:Elvis performs his 1966 hit, "Spinout"
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At 29th Dec 2011, Gurney Nutting wrote:Return to sender? I doubt you'll get that repaired under the guarantee!
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At 29th Dec 2011, Gurney Nutting wrote:Hover in a bovver!
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At 29th Dec 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Wallace and Gromit proudly unveil their latest invention - the Handbag-o-Matic
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Comment number 47.
At 29th Dec 2011, Gurney Nutting wrote:Why is Elvis trying to eat a lawn-mower? Well, he's already eaten all the staff here.
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At 29th Dec 2011, MorningGlories wrote:Oh yeah?! Well I can top your being up to your eyeballs in alligators...
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Comment number 49.
At 29th Dec 2011, MorningGlories wrote:I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
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At 29th Dec 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:Captain Hook wasn't going to risk losing another hand
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At 29th Dec 2011, Valerie Ganne wrote:If he was ever going to catch that Peter Pan, now he'd have to fit a hook on his Flymo too
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At 29th Dec 2011, MorningGlories wrote:Crab grass?! We have worse problems than that, mate!
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At 29th Dec 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:At least he'll stop people stealing money from the wishing-well
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At 29th Dec 2011, ktj4010 wrote:Viewers suspect that footage in David Attenborough's new documentary showing the crocodile in its natural habitat may not be entirely genuine.
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At 29th Dec 2011, LaurenceLane wrote:Stage one was complete, now all he need was a steering wheel, seat and a helmet and he would be ready for the lawnmower grand prix.
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At 29th Dec 2011, LaurenceLane wrote:Last time I saw that, James May was pushing it... James? James? Best episode ever!
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At 29th Dec 2011, paul wrote:I know I said "cut the grass and make it snappy" but ....
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Comment number 58.
At 29th Dec 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:Let me just switch on the Flymo. Welcome to Crocodile Whirled!
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At 29th Dec 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:It's his Christmas treat - each tyre has a little Orang-utan in
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At 29th Dec 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:About my Christmas present, Darling - I definitely asked for some CHOCS
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Comment number 61.
At 29th Dec 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:Qantas announce they intend to Fly mo' this year
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Comment number 62.
At 29th Dec 2011, ktj4010 wrote:Zoo's trial of automated teeth cleaning for large reptiles goes horribly wrong.
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At 29th Dec 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:Elvis has left the blading.
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At 29th Dec 2011, rogueslr wrote:As a gardener he's frankly useless, but at least we don't have anymore problems with next door's cat.
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At 29th Dec 2011, cortez wrote:It's one o'clock and time for lunch dum de dum de dum me i'm just a lawn mower you can tell me by the way i walk
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At 29th Dec 2011, cortez wrote:Council workers grass cutters fancy dress party gets into full swim
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At 29th Dec 2011, cortez wrote:The short sighted Crocodile wasn't keen on love bites
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At 29th Dec 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:And, after the display, visitors can buy sticks of rock with "Elton John" written all the way through
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At 29th Dec 2011, Dragndrop wrote:I think he's trying to get back to his grass roots.
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At 29th Dec 2011, Gray Gable wrote:When exotic pets go wild: 鈥淔enton! Fenton! Oh Jesus Christ.. Fenton! FENTON!!
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At 29th Dec 2011, ktj4010 wrote:At the end of all this, we will either have a pair of rubber boots and a wheel-less mower, or a pair of crocodile boots and a skinless croc.
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Comment number 72.
At 29th Dec 2011, Gray Gable wrote:I guess he really really doesn鈥檛 like sprouts then..
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At 29th Dec 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:No Dear, when I said I wanted a pair of crocs for Christmas ...
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At 29th Dec 2011, PeterB wrote:Alright. You can have your ruddy lawnmower back, I only borrowed it for a few weeks.
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At 29th Dec 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:For Christmas, I bought my husband a Croc and Decker
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At 29th Dec 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:If he's got his tongue caught in that Flymo, those are real tears ...
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At 29th Dec 2011, cortez wrote:Patrick Mower and Elvis duet on jailhouse croc
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At 29th Dec 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:Alan Titchmarsh began to regret refusing to work on the Don Corleone's garden
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Comment number 79.
At 29th Dec 2011, SkarloeyLine wrote:The new Flymo-Lacoste merger experiences teething problems.
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At 29th Dec 2011, Nick Fowler wrote:You'd better take that Flymo back to the Garden Centre ... and see if you can get a refund on those Koi carp while you're at it
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Comment number 81.
At 29th Dec 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:I told you that crocodile was a Luddite
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Comment number 82.
At 29th Dec 2011, Gray Gable wrote:Ring.. Ring..
鈥淎h, Corporal Simpkins..鈥
鈥淵es, Sarge?鈥
鈥淚 need you to retrieve the Colonel鈥檚 lawnmower..鈥
鈥淩ight away Sarge, I鈥檒l be across ASAP.鈥
鈥淛ust one thing Simpkins..鈥
鈥淲hat鈥檚 that Sarge?鈥
鈥淵ou can swim, can鈥檛 you?鈥
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At 29th Dec 2011, Steele Hawker wrote:Captain Hook knew when his crocodile nemesis was approaching by the sound of the rotor whirring in its stomach
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At 29th Dec 2011, Pendragon wrote:I didn't say the crocodile was 'armless. I said his keeper was.
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At 29th Dec 2011, Pendragon wrote:Oh, Mrs. Wilkins? You know we asked your son to mow the lawn for us? Well, the good news is that his lawn-mower's working fine.
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At 29th Dec 2011, Reeve Burgess wrote:There again, have you seen what Australian dentists charge?
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At 29th Dec 2011, JimmyG wrote:Steve Irwin's latest incarnation was not fair so well
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At 29th Dec 2011, BristolBuzz wrote:"Oh no! He's lost his glasses again!"
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At 29th Dec 2011, Reeve Burgess wrote:Unfortunately, R2D2 leant a little too far over the fence ...
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Comment number 90.
At 29th Dec 2011, Reeve Burgess wrote:But, Sir, you said we should organise a rotor for feeding the crocodiles
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Comment number 91.
At 29th Dec 2011, Pendragon wrote:Now that's what I call a coup de gr芒ce!
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At 29th Dec 2011, BristolBuzz wrote:M: "It's only a prototype at the moment 007. You'll be able to fit the final version into a breast pocket".
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Comment number 93.
At 29th Dec 2011, occultkitten wrote:The young mower must learn to walk on water in order to escape it's natural predator; the crocodile.
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At 29th Dec 2011, cortez wrote:Oh he's just using it as a blender we are partial to Croctails
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At 29th Dec 2011, paul wrote:Wasn't much of a fight ! it was only hand-bags
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At 29th Dec 2011, Reeve Burgess wrote:What's that, Skippy? A lawn-mower is trapped in the old crocodile pool? Care to investigate this one yourself, Skippy?
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At 29th Dec 2011, PeeJayEll wrote:This is what happens when you ask Wallace and Gromit to design a power toothbrush for a pet croc.
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At 29th Dec 2011, BristolBuzz wrote:I thought you said Circus Soleil didn't use animals!
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At 29th Dec 2011, cortez wrote:He gets angry with it, he's used to the sit and ride mowers
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At 29th Dec 2011, paul wrote:All I want for xmas is my 2 front teeth !
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