Your Letters
I can add to this - a black and white mini-print pattern, like squiggles representing black flowers on white, acts as a convention signal for flies. I know this because I wore such a dress to a picnic. I'll get my Newcastle kit.
Diane, Sutton
Thank you for the extra information, RJ (Thursday's letters). As far as I'm aware, turning staff into Gorgons is against current employment law, which means that strip, er, I mean gentlemen's clubs are probably safer than I was led to believe.
David Richerby, Liverpool, UK
I always thought a Medusa was a jellyfish. I'll get my shrimping net.
Paul Morris, Cheriton Fitzpaine, Devon
If PM is considering relocating to Nottingham, I should have my spare room redecorated within a few weeks. It'd have been done months ago had I not spent all my money on lottery tickets.
Basil Long, Nottingham
To Paul, Ipswich: (Thursday's letters): I quite agree. Let's just hope no one mentions being urged to grow a business (as opposed to carrots or parsnips) and to (God forbid!) leverage assets...
Fi, Gloucestershire, UK